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Good Morning Lord Elpus, and anyone else who may be up.

Just finished brunch and pottering around on the PC, seeing what mischief I can get up to.

Strumpet

Blimey, 7 am and only me online.

Morning all.
Well just me really as you all seem to have gone to bed.

I am awake, well I would be wouldn't I?

Strumpet

Good (early!) Morning yet again......STRUTH!! Even the Aussies are not online - having a nap?

I've got an idea Herc. Why don't you move to Australia as you seem to live in their time zone.

Too hot and too many creepy crawly poisonous things. :(

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th July 2015, 7:05 PM BST

Too hot and too many creepy crawly poisonous things. :(

That's not a nice thing to call Strumpet or reds.

Lady Strumpet, if you don't mind!

lol you rotten lot.... I shall remember this when making out my Christmas list.

Strumpet

On my lonesome again. Good Morning HGT.

Yes, Good Morning Herc

Ey up cock.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 31st July 2015, 7:12 AM BST

Ey up cock.

Is that a greeting?

Strumpet

Quote: Strumpet @ 31st July 2015, 7:17 AM BST

Is that a greeting?

Strumpet

I think he's trying to chat you up.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 31st July 2015, 9:26 AM BST

I think he's trying to chat you up.

What is a suitable response?

Strumpet

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