Iv'e had a few 'barny's' on eBay with some funny sellers.
I bought some designer shoes for 'the wife' listed as Brand new.
The toes were scuffed, the soles had wear and there were feet imprints on the inside. (oh, and a tatty box too)
The woman seller went nuts when I pointed this out (with photographs) She said my wife must have worn them to make them look like that.
She wouldn't even put them on her feet.
It went in to dispute and in the meanwhile I got plenty of vicious emails from the seller.
I did laugh in the end though. I got an email from eBay to say they had debited her card for the amount and reimbursed me.
It showed the transaction and she was debited at 4 in the morning - nice for her to wake up to that.