All alone & no fooker to play with.

Any offers of companionship?

I'm a bit late though Charley.

I'll just have to play with myself

FFffffffilthy.

Quote: Jude @ February 15, 2008, 3:46 AM

I'm a bit late though Charley.

I'll just have to play with myself

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If you're a bit late you're going to have to stop playing with yourself in 9 months

I wonder if Charley and Jude have finished yet?

If I have to play with myself anymore I am going to be one blindo Mother!
Do I smell?
Do I have the lurgeeeeeeee?
Is it because I once was in the DHSS queue?
Is it coz I am white?
Does my typing look big in this?
Maybe it is because I have a pile called Penelope!!!

Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 5:50 AM

If I have to play with myself anymore I am going to be one blindo Mother!
Do I smell? YES!
Do I have the lurgeeeeeeee? YES!
Is it because I once was in the DHSS queue? YES!
Is it coz I am white? YES!
Does my typing look big in this? YES!
Maybe it is because I have a pile called Penelope!!!YES!

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And because you keep such weird times!

And now - me too.............

Charley's been waiting 7 years!

I was going to say me too, but I see the reliable Lady Strumpet is online - she is on the other side of the world though.

I wonder what ever happened to Charley?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th July 2015, 2:48 AM BST

I was going to say me too, but I see the reliable Lady Strumpet is online - she is on the other side of the world though.

I wonder what ever happened to Charley?

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She's otherwise occupied with her second brood. I can't even get her to do any writing.