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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,751

The scripts of 'Yes Prime Minister' come to life.

Let's award ourselves a 10% raise but to calm the outcry we'll tell em it's at zero cost to the tax payer by saying we have cut down on expenses claims.

Surely we can't lose our expenses claims!

No, we'll just call them something else.

Yes Prime Minister.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 17th July 2015, 9:08 AM BST

The scripts of 'Yes Prime Minister' come to life.

Let's award ourselves a 10% raise but to calm the outcry we'll tell em it's at zero cost to the tax payer by saying we have cut down on expenses claims.

Surely we can't lose our expenses claims!

No, we'll just call them something else.

Yes Prime Minister.

Said it before - load of lying, cheating, self-serving bastards.

Nice one Lee! (Nelson that is, not our Lee)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33591332

Oh how sad - Step Ladder was flustered. Laughing out loud

Well done!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th July 2015, 8:03 PM BST

Nice one Lee! (Nelson that is, not our Lee)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33591332

Oh how sad - Step Ladder was flustered. Laughing out loud

Brilliant!

The FIFA is going to sue Brodkin. Dipsticks.

When they win the case, are you going to throw money at him, or shall I?

What are they suing him for exactly?

Trespass, as far as I know.

Ahh. Didn't think throwing paper at someone counted as ABH or anything.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st July 2015, 4:22 PM BST

The FIFA is going to sue Brodkin. Dipsticks.

Load of wankers.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st July 2015, 4:22 PM BST

The FIFA is going to Sue Brodkin.

Why are they going to her?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st July 2015, 7:48 PM BST

Trespass, as far as I know.

Did they ask him to leave? Even if they did, it's only a civil crime.

Well...let them make tits of themselves.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st July 2015, 4:22 PM BST

The FIFA is going to sue Brodkin. Dipsticks.

All he needs to do is print some more of that money.

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