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Secretly I want to....? Page 3

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 12th July 2015, 12:53 PM BST

What the hell is wrong with you? Any way I couldn't do that. I get really bad hay fever.

Maybe take an antihistamine prior to the event?

PS wear a tie.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 12th July 2015, 12:53 PM BST

Ok. It starts with me, Zooo and TheBlueNun going on a road trip across America to Las Vegas. Anyway, to cut a long story short the three of us end up living in a trailer park together raising a baby and we don't know which one of you is the biological mother.

Sounds hawt.

Quote: Lee @ 30th May 2013, 12:28 PM BST

Pee on zooo and have her catch me for once *cue sexy music*

You UTTER brute!

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2015, 1:31 PM BST

Sounds hawt.

I am liking that idea. Shall I go onto eBay and purchase a pair of Daisy Dukes, a boobtube* and a heeled cowboy boot?

*I saw another parent in the playground sporting one the other day. With kids? Are you mad woman?

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 12th July 2015, 3:43 PM BST

I am liking that idea. Shall I go onto eBay and purchase a pair of Daisy Dukes, a boobtube* and a heeled cowboy boot?

Definitely. I've already got mine.

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2015, 3:56 PM BST

Definitely. I've already got mine.

So, we're going to be "Dougie's girls" then?

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 12th July 2015, 4:04 PM BST

So, we're going to be "Dougie's girls" then?

My laptop just raised itself up a little bit. I'm going to buy a flannel shirt and grow a moustache and a mullet.

Laughing out loud

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 12th July 2015, 4:51 PM BST

My laptop just raised itself up a little bit. I'm going to buy a flannel shirt and grow a moustache and a mullet.

Ironically, I have a plastic riser for mine. Yes, please carry on with the prep, snowwash jeans are always a good idea.

Read minds.
Do a naked somersault across the studio when the news is on.

Quote: Loopey @ 13th July 2015, 9:58 AM BST

Read minds.
Do a naked somersault across the studio when the news is on.

We can probably rig your chair in a wheel so that you could really do that :O

A cross between these two gadgets:

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:D

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Quote: DougWonnacott @ 12th July 2015, 4:51 PM BST

My laptop just raised itself up a little bit. I'm going to buy a flannel shirt and grow a moustache and a mullet.

A levitating laptop... Wow.
Which app was that ?

:O Laughing out loud

Quote: billwill @ 13th July 2015, 1:03 PM BST

We can probably rig your chair in a wheel so that you could really do that :O

A cross between these two gadgets:

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:D

Oo, I can thing of other uses for it too
:P

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