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Secretly I want to....? Page 2

Time travel, it doesn't even have to be far, the seventies would do, just to walk around and see how the world has changed

Pingl That Is My Dream To I Would Love To Time Travel Like Gary Sparrow In Goodnight Sweetheart But To The 60's To The 70's & 80's.

I secretly want to stop the continuous plummet towards the Earth's core and sample life at sea level once in awhile

Eat a bowl of cream every day and never gain weight.

Whistling nnocently

Wrestle a brock badger and come off on top.

Be invisible and create mayhem.

I'm struggling to think of anything non sexual (both for this thread, and just in general).

So tell us the sexual ones!

Quote: keewik @ 11th July 2015, 9:57 PM BST

Be invisible and create mayhem.

Ok, but the average life expectancy of a fart is very short. I'd reconsider your desire if If I were you.

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2015, 8:50 AM BST

So tell us the sexual ones!

Go on, please do. Is it, perchance a five way session including Hyacinth Bucket and her three floral monikered sisters?

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 11th July 2015, 9:44 PM BST

Wrestle a brock badger and come off on top.

How about wrestling a Brock Lesnar and come off on top?

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I don't really watch wrestling now, but I used to like it years ago. I met Lesnar 13 years ago at an autograph signing at a WWE show in Sheffield. His hand was so big my wrist went limp and he ended up shaking my hand like I was a Victorian lady. Like this:

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Quote: DougWonnacott @ 12th July 2015, 12:38 PM BST

How about wrestling a Brock Lesnar and come off on top?

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I don't really watch wrestling now, but I used to like it years ago. I met Lesnar 13 years ago at an autograph signing at a WWE show in Sheffield. His hand was so big my wrist went limp and he ended up shaking my hand like I was a Victorian lady. Like this:

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Ooh, I bet he could eat three Shredded Wheat!

:D

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2015, 8:50 AM BST

So tell us the sexual ones!

Ok. It starts with me, Zooo and TheBlueNun going on a road trip across America to Las Vegas. Anyway, to cut a long story short the three of us end up living in a trailer park together raising a baby and we don't know which one of you is the biological mother.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 12th July 2015, 12:21 PM BST

Go on, please do. Is it, perchance a five way session including Hyacinth Bucket and her three floral monikered sisters?

What the hell is wrong with you? Any way I couldn't do that. I get really bad hay fever.

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