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Useless Jock.

Lovely jubbly!

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th July 2015, 7:38 PM BST

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That's exactly what I was thinking after watching Vertigo for the first time.

:D I couldn't spell Jokervick and it was too long anyway.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th July 2015, 7:04 PM BST

Lovely jubbly!

Well done, yer man!

Quote: Chappers @ 10th July 2015, 6:30 PM BST

Useless Jock.

OK, arse face, how well would you have done? Laughing out loud

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th July 2015, 7:08 PM BST

With you 100% on that. I can't watch it. Can you imagine what it would be like if she had to play that other screecher Sharapova. F**king nightmare.

They should be told to zip it in no uncertain terms or be banned in my opinion.

Far worse, for me, are the wankers who keep shouting "COME ON ANDY!!!" before every single point.

Spot on there Shaggy, the crowd seems to be more unruly every year.
(or maybe I'm just getting old!)

Not a bad result for my country so far: Federer reached the men's finals, Hingis women's doubles and mixed doubles finals, Wawrinka and Bacsinszky quarterfinals.

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 11th July 2015, 10:20 AM BST

Not a bad result for my country so far: Federer reached the men's finals, Hingis women's doubles and mixed doubles finals, Wawrinka and Bacsinszky quarterfinals.

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Yeah, then you go and spoil it by posting a photo of that c**t. ;)

Quote: Maurice Mynah @ 11th July 2015, 9:58 AM BST

Spot on there Shaggy, the crowd seems to be more unruly every year.
(or maybe I'm just getting old!)

What is it about live tennis that makes the crowd turn into simpletons? Alex Brooker pointed out on last nights The Last Leg that the crowd seem to chuckle at every little mundane occurrence. I couldn't agree more. I saw a player kick a ball away and the crowd had a little laugh. What's funny? You just laughed at nothing!

It's almost as irritating as when an audience claps along to some live music. If clapping added to it, it would be in the original recording of the song!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th July 2015, 11:04 AM BST

Yeah, then you go and spoil it by posting a photo of that c**t. ;)

Leave him alone. Blatter is the Swiss number 2.

I can mock them because Britain has a long line of tennis greats on the men's side. There's Andy Murray, Tim Henman, Greg Rusedski, err....Jeremy Bates,.....erm......Paul Bettany in that film,....that one from GMTV (I think his name is Kate Garraway or something).....Cliff Richard, I could go on but I don't have time to list ALL the British tennis greats.

:O You missed out Virginia Water

Quote: Maurice Mynah @ 11th July 2015, 9:58 AM BST

Spot on there Shaggy, the crowd seems to be more unruly every year.
(or maybe I'm just getting old!)

In the women's final they were shouting DURING the point. The umpire had to tell everyone off. It's unacceptable as far as I'm concerned.

Quote: shaggy292 @ 11th July 2015, 3:44 PM BST

In the women's final they were shouting DURING the point. The umpire had to tell everyone off. It's unacceptable as far as I'm concerned.

Hoik them out of the crowd.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 11th July 2015, 1:13 PM BST

...Jeremy Bates,...

I saw him live in Basel in the late 80s.

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