Basically an average day where I work.
The character of "Ben" is used for identity protection.
SCENE. INT. CALL CENTRE. DAY
A man is sitting at his desk with a headset on infront of a computer.
A call comes through.
BEN (AGENT)
(upbeat)
Good morning, you’re talking to Ben on tech support how can I help?
WOMAN
Yeah, my computers not working.
BEN
You don’t say. Is it plugged in?
WOMAN
Is what plugged in?
BEN
Your computer.
WOMAN
Oh, I don’t have a computer.
BEN
Right, you need to go to a computer shop and by one, you do know that right?
WOMAN
Ooooh! Ok, I’ll go get one now, bye bye
BEN
That’s fine, thanks for calling, goodbye.
BEN takes his headset off calmly
BEN
(To his manager as he slowly gets up)
Dennis, I’m going to kill myself, I’ll be back in five!
END.
