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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th July 2015, 8:36 PM BST

I've completely forgotten about this thread. And after re-reading it I must say I'm exhausted. It has everything, lots of swearing, sex, friendship vs. mistrust, split personalities etc.
I'm quoting Grandad from OFAH: There's a moral to this story but for the life of me, I can't find it.

I think that it's a true BCG classic. My favourite quote was "Someone I once thought was a friend is now a foe."

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 9th July 2015, 8:42 PM BST

My favourite quote was "Someone I once thought was a friend is now a foe."

True, that one made me laugh as well, tonight and two years ago. Classic!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th July 2015, 8:50 PM BST

True, that one made me laugh as well, tonight and two years ago. Classic!

A classic line, as was 'George is young and ambitious and clever.'

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 9th July 2015, 8:53 PM BST

A classic line, as was 'George is young and ambitious and clever.'

You may laugh but he's the brains behind the "this or that"-thread...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th July 2015, 9:07 PM BST

You may laugh but he's the brains behind the "this or that"-thread...

That's so true. I do wonder how his brain works though.

Just went to the start of this thread and it seems a classic case of split personalities.

He doesn't know whether to get that bus out or repair that train door.

I like the "slutty girls" section too.

The 'Bottom' forum was a revelation

I thought it would be a forum for lovers of the program Bottom

Apparently not.

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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th July 2015, 10:03 AM BST

The 'Bottom' forum was a revelation

I thought it would be a forum for lovers of the program Bottom

Apparently not.

It has a certain literary beauty, that's for sure.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th July 2015, 10:03 AM BST

The 'Bottom' forum was a revelation

I thought it would be a forum for lovers of the program Bottom

Apparently not.

I wonder if Rik would like that or turn in his grave.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 9th July 2015, 8:42 PM BST

I think that it's a true BCG classic.

Some of my favourite lines:

Quote: jrt2345 @ 3rd November 2013, 12:01 PM GMT

Our poor David has been the victim of spam on his old Bottom forum.

Quote: Will Cam @ 3rd November 2013, 7:24 PM GMT

Well this is all very weird isn't it Whistling nnocently

Quote: Ben @ 3rd November 2013, 7:49 PM GMT

Have you noticed a pattern with your forums? In that, no one joins them?

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

Excuse me?? Just what sort of forum is this? Slutty girls? Those are world-class models. One is *KATE UPTON*, but you idiots obviously think it is Batman. I cannot see how this sort of language is allowed on a forum. For your information we have moved forums and I am moving the topics over. I won't be telling any of you what our new forum is called.

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David.. you disappoint me. I thought you were a genuine bloke. To say 'he's obsessed with girls' is a very false statement. You may notice, I am male. Male people... like girls.....
You'll never know a girl if one slapped you in the face.

All your awful, disgraceful and slanderous comments have only caused me to make this comment...

Go dig yourselves a grave and climb in it.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:54 PM GMT

I'll have you know many of my websites in the past have been successful. It was simply my decision to delete them.

etc.

There are simply too many to list them all here without technically replicating the whole thread.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th July 2015, 12:23 PM BST

I wonder if Rik would like that or turn in his grave.

Some of my favourite lines:

etc.

There are simply too many to list them all here without technically replicating the whole thread.

That is a brilliant summary of such an incisive thread.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 10th July 2015, 12:42 PM BST

That is a brilliant summary of such an incisive thread.

I've tried registering on the 1970s and 1980s site, but it's not working. I am currently in tears because I'm raring to go. I do note, however, that emphasis is placed on good spelling and grammar.

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