First Kiss... Page 4

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 7th July 2015, 11:49 PM BST

I haven't got kissed since I gave it up aged 18. I woke up one morning after a heavy night on the kiss and realized I'd kissed myself while I was asleep. So I had one of those moments you have when you think 'that's it. I'm never going to get kissed like that ever again.' Then I stopped and I've never been tempted to get even a little bit kissed ever again.

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Ah, that's so sad!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 8th July 2015, 8:14 AM BST

There ya go then

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Thank you - that's quite a smacker!

Quote: Rood Eye @ 8th July 2015, 9:56 AM BST

I love the 'yet'.

Never give up hope.

That's my philosophy.

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I appreciate the sentiment. I am planning to go for it during the next BCG drinks...

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 11:56 AM BST

I am planning to go for it during the next BCG drinks...

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Practising my pucker now............

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th July 2015, 2:32 PM BST

Practising my pucker now............

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That just sounds *plain* rude.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 2:45 PM BST

That just sounds *plain* rude.

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In your dirty mind you little vixen.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th July 2015, 4:03 PM BST

In your dirty mind you little vixen.

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Kiss while you can guys & gals, there may come a time when you can't.

Quote: Loopey @ 8th July 2015, 7:48 PM BST

Kiss while you can guys & gals, there may come a time when you can't.

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Oh, sad.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th July 2015, 8:53 PM BST

Oh, sad.

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It could happen to anyone. Just saying. Get it while you can!

Quote: Loopey @ 9th July 2015, 8:53 AM BST

It could happen to anyone. Just saying. Get it while you can!

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I do try, but me wick is shrinking.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 9:50 AM BST

I do try, but me wick is shrinking.

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You can get pills for that.

Quote: Loopey @ 9th July 2015, 9:59 AM BST

You can get pills for that.

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Taking 7 for various reasons now, which is enough - must accept that age is dealing me my final hand.

Jesus, I'm on a downer today!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 10:22 AM BST

Taking 7 for various reasons now, which is enough - must accept that age is dealing me my final hand.

Jesus, I'm on a downer today!

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Jesus probably knows without you telling him.

We could liven things up a bit by swapping pills for a day.

Quote: Loopey @ 9th July 2015, 11:54 AM BST

Jesus probably knows without you telling him.

We could liven things up a bit by swapping pills for a day.

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Or take them all in one go and Goodnight Vienna - don't tempt me, the way I feel at the moment.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 11:58 AM BST

Or take them all in one go and Goodnight Vienna - don't tempt me, the way I feel at the moment.

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I don't think Loopey's birth control pills would do you any harm.

Cheer up, mate!!!!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th July 2015, 11:58 AM BST

Or take them all in one go and Goodnight Vienna - don't tempt me, the way I feel at the moment.

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That's enough of that, there are tractors to polish, comedy forums to dominate, loads of chocolate to eat. . ok, maybe not the last one, that's one of my fantasies.