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Magic Vending Machine Game! Page 4

*Inserts An Dead Gold Fish*

Quote: george roper @ 6th July 2015, 9:57 PM BST

*Inserts An Dead Gold Fish*

I don't really want to know about your sexual preferences.

Gets a silverback Gorilla

inserts desserts

Inserts: the spring/summer 1988 edition of the Freemans Catalogue
Removes: the widget from a 1995 can of John Smith's Bitter.

Quote: george roper @ 6th July 2015, 9:57 PM BST

*Inserts An Dead Gold Fish*

Quote: Chappers @ 6th July 2015, 10:23 PM BST

I don't really want to know about your sexual preferences.

Yeah, well...

Quote: Chappers @ 25th June 2015, 9:24 PM BST

Inserts George Roper.

Technically the goldfish is inside you as well.

Some threads defy explanation. >_<

I reckon Groper's got a huge pond of pirhanas in his backyard.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th July 2015, 11:02 PM BST

I reckon Groper's got a huge pond of pirhanas in his backside.

Oooh - nasty!

Quote: Chappers @ 7th July 2015, 11:04 PM BST

Oooh - nasty!

Some blokes would pay £££ for that in certain properties located in Soho.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 11:59 AM BST

Some blokes would pay £££ for that in certain properties located in Soho.

How would you know that? Whistling nnocently

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 11:59 AM BST

Some blokes would pay £££ for that in certain properties located in Soho.

Properties with a reasonably big garden

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 8th July 2015, 1:09 PM BST

Properties with a reasonably big garden

I am a south-London based dark horse.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th July 2015, 2:45 PM BST

I am a south-London based dark horse.

Shouldn't you be in a field then?

Quote: Chappers @ 8th July 2015, 6:01 PM BST

Shouldn't you be in a field then?

Indeed. It would allow me to do field research.

Inserts David Smith's dead brother.

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