I've got a British glam rock band from the 1970s fronted by a singer whose alcoholism led to renal failure, liver failure, repeated heart attacks and death.
Sweet!
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I got some fat from around a cows kidneys, suet.
Question: Is there a tedious, mind-f**king, overblown band that's managed to bore me shitless for nearly 50 years? The answer is, Yes.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 8th July 2015, 8:53 AM BSTQuestion: Is there a tedious, mind-f**king, overblown band that's managed to bore me shitless for nearly 50 years? The answer is, Yes.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 8th July 2015, 8:53 AM BSTQuestion: Is there a tedious, mind-f**king, overblown band that's managed to bore me shitless for nearly 50 years? The answer is, Yes.
Oi! That's not funny!
I'm building a blow job machine that I hope will succeed...
What do you call a guy with a one-millimetre penis shagging? Justin Beaver.
What does a vegan say when he has to smile at the camera?
Trick question: vegans can't smile.
I'm so sick of stringed instruments. Keep harpin' on...
I don't get the recession. It's all Greek to me.
My dad puts his knob in almonds, cashews and pistachios. I think he's f**king nuts.
I was playing tennis against a girl and was winning easily until she lobbed one out.
I put one of those little trampolines where dad's chair used to be - he hit the roof!
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 11th July 2015, 11:29 PM BSTWriting double-entendre gags is easy - I could knock one out in two minutes.
I have to go for one day without making any childish innuendoes. It's long and hard but I can pull it off.
When it comes to making wanking innuendo, I can hold my own.
One night a month I put on a stripy jumper and hide in different places. I'm a wereWally.