I haven't shaved since last Friday, I'm attempting to grow a beard while the girlfriend is in New York for work. She'll be away for 1 more week so I get to see what it looks like after two weeks. I can't grow any proper mustache hair and it doesn't grow at all on the corners of my mouth. If I could grow a mean mustache I would! Nothing says "i'm manly" like a Magnum PI/ Burt Renalds style mustache!
I've decided I'm gonna shave tomorrow morning.
Quote: Winterlight @ February 29, 2008, 6:47 PMI've decided I'm gonna shave tomorrow morning.
Can you grow a proper mustache? if you can...grow one...grow a mean one for those of us who can't! *wipes tear*
What, and lend it to you?
I guess I could grow one. I've never gone more than 5 days without shaving though.
Actually I did once grow a goatee for a laugh, but I just looked like a messy George Michael.
I can't grow one either... 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29, 2008, 6:55 PMWhat, and lend it to you?
YES!
Look how badass I looked at Halloween!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29, 2008, 5:54 PMAh Charley! Your career in the circus might prosper yet
lol
It's a different set of lips she's shaving around, Robyn.
Quote: Paul W @ February 29, 2008, 6:08 PMI can still get away with shaving every other day
Haven't your balls dropped yet? 
Quote: Leevil @ February 29, 2008, 6:16 PMI haven't shaved in ages. I look like a right tramp.
Quote: Curt @ February 29, 2008, 6:45 PMNothing says "i'm manly" like a Magnum PI/ Burt Renalds style mustache!
A huge cock?
(Of your own, obviously.)
Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 7:23 PMIt's a different set of lips she's shaving around, Robyn.
Unnecessary!
(but made me laugh all the same !)
Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 7:23 PMA huge cock?
(Of your own, obviously.)
Touché
I have just shaved my left pit, left leg & the left side of my secret place. The right side is staying hairy. I want to confuse my husband.
Quote: Charley @ February 29, 2008, 7:52 PMI have just shaved my left pit, left leg & the left side of my secret place. The right side is staying hairy. I want to confuse my husband.
He married you so i'm guessing he was already confused 
Boo-yeah! Back of the net! Ride that hairy highway baby! (Haven't done that in a while. Aaron will be hapy 
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Quote: Charley @ February 29, 2008, 7:52 PMI have just shaved my left pit, left leg & the left side of my secret place. The right side is staying hairy. I want to confuse my husband.
You could have shaved intricate (but tiny - or not) crop circle patterns into it. That'd have both confused him and given you the chance to imply that aliens had visited a neglected, abandoned landvagscape.
I shaved today, after growing an 11 day beard. I am now freshly shaven except for a handlebar moustache which I have left just to make my housemate laugh!!
It brought a tear to his eye- Great success!!
Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 7:23 PMHaven't your balls dropped yet?
No that's why they're so easy to shave