World War 2 sketch featuring porn

THE YEAR IS 1944
HUT13 BLETCHLEY PARK DILYS NOTT AND ALAN TURING ARE TALKING
ALAN
So any further clues on these mysterious German messages.
DILYS
No Alan it's a fair old puzzle, endless collections of 3 sets of figures, maybe they're trying to overload our computers.
ALAN
Wait Dilys supposing the first 2 sets are grid marks and the third one is an order.
DILYS
Then you could build a whole picture a dot at a time, but what could it be.
ALAN
Only one way to find out old man.
3 DAYS LATER
HUT13 AN EXHAUSTED AND ALAN TURING STAND IN HUT 13 BEFORE A VAST PIECE OF PAPER THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN BROKEN PENCILS
ALAN
What is it, it's 2 vast ciricles with smaller darker spots in the middle and what looks like a map of Africa at the bottom.
DILYS
I don't know, I'm going to have to examine it in more detail in Hut 17.
ALAN
What the bathroom hut.
DILYS [RIPPING THE HUGE PICTURE OFF THE WALL]
Yes
A WEEK LATER
DILYS AND ALAN ARE SITTING IN HUT 13 THEY'RE BOTH RUBBING SALVES INTO THEIR WRISTS AND LOOK DISHEVELLED LIKE THEY HAVEN'T SLEPT, THE WASTE PAPER BASKET IS OVERFLOWING
DILYS
Damn the Hun they've broken us, all huts have stopped tracking Uboats to observe those filthy images, they're not very bloody enigmatic the perverts.
ALAN
Yes and they've started sending them back it took the gals in hut 7 a week to send one obsene image. It's coding the pubes that takes so long.
DILYS
What's that you've got there Alan
ALAN
Hands off
DILYS SNATCHES A PIECE OF PAPER FROM ALAN
Why the fuss it's just George Formby playing his banjo,,,,,oh that's not a banjo
ALAN
He could clean the windows on the third floor with that thing.....oh Dilys we're doomed.
DILYS
Maybe not quite.
A BUNKER IN NAZI GERMANY A PLATOON OF NAZI PERVERTS ARE DRAWING DOTS ON A HUGE PIECE OF PAPER
NAZI1
I think the English Shveinhund maybe about to surrender, look it's a picture of Lord Fatty Churchill kneeling before our glorious Hitler in surrender.
NAZI2
And he is lighting his cigar, a cigar with ein bollock.
NAZI1
That's no cigar, sheisser
ALL NAZIS DRAW THEIR PISTOLS AND SHOOT THEMSELVES
HUT 1 DILYS AND ALAN ARE SHARING A CIGAR AND WHISKY IN TRIUMPJ
DILYS
So Alan what's this grinder program you want the RAF to install on all their radars.

Hey this skit deserved some love or some hatred, or something.

Any Bletchley Park sketch deserves praise, and sooty's is one of the best I've read, to say nothing of supporting gay cryptological rights.

Hooray acknowledgement

Hi SootyJ,

Unlike Beaky I actually don't get this.

The fact that the title says featuring porn removes any initial surprise that the German messages are revealed as porn pictures. Then the Germans kill themselves because they are sent a picture of Hitler being blown by Churchill? Sorry, this doesn't strike me as funny in itself. Particularly given the old maxim that it is better to give than to receive. Churchill is in fact in the more subordinate position.

Maybe if Churchill was buggering Hitler? And the Germans said -

Kraut 1 "Look Churchill is Arsche Furking a man mit a little moustache."

Kraut 2 "Ya it ist funny. Look the man mit the little moustache only has einer bollokien. Ha, Ha,..."

BOTH KRAUTS Stare at each other.

Together "Kvik burn all the Enigma machines immediately. Burn them all!"

Just a thought. Please feel free to Kvik burn this comment!

Interesting not sure I agree, it's a sequel to another sketch about engima.

So the surprise bit is a little irrelevant. The joke isn't about the porn element it's about, what would happen if we took modern internet woes and applied them to the first computer/internet situation.

In this case the amount of time so many of us waste exchanging porn.

I think the idea with the Nazis shooting themselves, is as soon as they find themselves seeing Hitler in an embarassing situation, that's it game over.

Churchill buggering Hitler feels like an over statement.

Fair enough. However...

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd June 2015, 7:38 AM BST

Churchill buggering Hitler feels like an over statement.

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Not sure Churchill buggering Hitler is an overstatement compared to blowing him? It just seems that the buggering is more the sort of propaganda that the Brits might send to the Germans.

I did wonder if you were making a comparison with modern sexting but think this might have been clearer with another clue such as referencing 'selfie', 'poke' or 'sending a pictures of a cat?'

As usual WTFDIK so feel very free to ignore...

To be honest Playfull sometimes the critic reveals more about themselves then that which they critique.

Not sure why you're fixating on the sex act, my choice simply allowed a surprise reveal or not that surprising. I think delving into it further would be a little distasteful.

Mentioning other features of internet culture would just be a little confusing. The idea was to feature on one feature at a time, in this case swopping pornographic images.

it was a sequel to this skit https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/28579/

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd June 2015, 10:03 AM BST

To be honest Playfull sometimes the critic reveals more about themselves then that which they critique.

Not sure why you're fixating on the sex act...

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Don't worry I won't be offering any more critique.

No need to take it perosnally, when ever I offer feedback it's as much to learn about how to give feedback as it is to offer feedback.

I believe it's what in the world of work is called a 360 degree appraisal.

Good job, I enjoyed it. Best bit was "It's coding the pubes that takes so long." that is soo true.