Nick Nockerty can peel a lemon with his anus.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 200
Quote: Will Cam @ 19th June 2015, 5:38 PM BSTNick Nockerty can peel a lemon with his anus.
That would make your cheeks pucker!
Will Cam comes from a long line of bare knuckle boxing champions. No one knows exactly why they are standing in line, in truth no one dare ask.
200 Pages!
Playfull owns his own toy shop but never sells anything because he can't bear to part with his friends. He sits up every night waiting for them to come to life.
Loopey found a wallet and handed it in to the police, or did she kill a cat with a hole punch, it was one of them.
Will Cam was contacted by Chris Evans about one of the Top Gear presenting jobs, but declined because he thinks that The Stig looks a bit shifty
Steve Sunshine likes nothing better than lolling about the local abattoir laughing at the spring lambs.
Come on internet, that is what you call cute!
Will Cam's promising athletics career was cut short at the tender age of nine when he was injured after a plimsoll blew out during a school sports day 100 m race.
To make matters worse he had his 'I tried hard' sticker withheld - as due to a poor sense of direction and a medically diagnosed condition of idiocy he had lined up facing the wrong way. Resulting in him actually losing the race by 173 m - which is still a British record for the 100 m.
Playfull has two thumbs
On each finger
Steve has both sets of genitalia.
HGT has a terrible dark secret - his family fortune was amassed through the shameful transporting of millions of poor souls in awful, inhumane, cramped conditions. Whole families would be crushed together and treated no better than animals. Taken from their own lands, to God knows where in a foreign country.
That Bloody Ryanair has a lot to answer for...
Quote: Will Cam @ 19th June 2015, 10:56 PM BSTLoopey found a wallet and handed it in to the police, or did she kill a cat with a hole punch, it was one of them.
A hole punch would be too kind.
Quote: Loopey @ 20th June 2015, 6:55 PM BSTA hole punch would be too kind.
Loopy is just the most polite sexual masochist you ever could meet.
Playfull was so impressed with Christopher Nolans film Memento
That whenever he reads a book now he reads the chapters backwards or just randomly or whatever they did in that film.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 20th June 2015, 8:36 PM BSTPlayfull was so impressed with Christopher Nolans film Memento
That whenever he reads a book now he reads the chapters backwards or just randomly or whatever they did in that film.
Memento I could follow............but Inception, I defy anyone to understand it fully and your description of book reading neatly sums it up. 
Being dyslexic, Hercule mistakenly used FedeX in place of TNT and was thrown out of the IRA. So he set up the ARE ARE, which was a splinter group of IS IS. His mother put a plaster on the splinter.