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Mother's Day gift idea Page 3

Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 2:51 PM

Girlfriends like shiny jewels. And handmade cards.

In your girlfriend's case, Leevil told me that she particularly likes pearls.

Especially necklaces

I got her an exclusive place in a nursing home. She's only mid-50s but they always say get in their early.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ February 29, 2008, 3:45 PM

I got her an exclusive place in a nursing home. She's only mid-50s but they always say get in their early.

In that case, why not go pick out a coffin.

Quote: Leevil @ February 29, 2008, 3:47 PM

In that case, why not go pick out a coffin.

I did CDT at school

So I'm guessing it'll include a clock?

Quote: Leevil @ February 29, 2008, 3:54 PM

So I'm guessing it'll include a clock?

Clock with a silent 'l'. Its how she'd want it.

Well if you cremate her, make sure the juices run clear.

Quite possibly, we're related and the fact that the wife and I don't have any kids is because my juices run clear.

I got 1 card. Still waiting for my youngest to say "Happy Mothers Day".
Little bastard.

Quote: bushbaby @ February 29, 2008, 3:35 PM

Especially necklaces

:O

Quote: bushbaby @ February 29, 2008, 2:41 PM

I've been telling my three not to buy anything for mother's day since they were tots. They still send flowers.......just shows how good my discipline was

You may say you don't want anything but would it be worth the risk?

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