Jerker?

Just read on an American card game chat room, where it gets quite heated as you can see - as they say two countries separated by a common language:-

Lightfootcrazy: well, you suck and you are a low life if you're language is any indication

injured_mouse: lol

injured_mouse: ur a f**king asshole... but you can hide behind ur veneer of civility if you wish... no f**king skin off my nose, u moronic halfwitted wanker

Lightfootcrazy: obviously you have a very sad, low life life

reggie.ron: what is a wanker?

rhpardoe: Brit speak

Lightfootcrazy: it's what gay people in England call penises

reggie.ron: thanks

Ha. Get a life life, you peniser.

This thread could have had a broader topic which might have lent itself to some interesting discussion.
It still might, let us not lose hope

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 13th June 2015, 10:35 PM BST

This thread could have had a broader topic which might have lent itself to some interesting discussion.
It still might, let us not lose hope

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How many terms can we think of for the genitals then Steve?

I'll start........Willie

No I was thinking along the lines of miscommunication or strange things I've seen on forums
Something that opens the scope
Sorry I didn't mean to seem critical I just thought it was a good thread with a narrow title

It's not just Americans. A few years ago the sheltered housing where my Nan lived got covered in obscene graffiti (which is obviously a horrible thing to happen). The word 'wanker' was included. My Nan had managed to get all the way to 89 years old without ever having heard the word 'wanker'. She asked all her neighbours what it meant but know one would tell her.

My Great Auntie tried to explain it. She reminded my Nan of an incident when they were teenagers and were approached by a flasher (I wish I didn't know about this).

I couldn't bring myself to correct her. So they both now think that a wanker is just a flasher.

I stand corrected

Well everyone knows the hilarious consequences when you first come to Oz and go looking to buy thongs.
Corner shops are called Milk Bars which I like,it reminds me of my early encouters with members of the opposite sex in the 1950's.

Quote: wigwam willy @ 14th June 2015, 7:12 AM BST

Well everyone knows the hilarious consequences when you first come to Oz and go looking to buy thongs.
Corner shops are called Milk Bars which I like,it reminds me of my early encouters with members of the opposite sex in the 1950's.

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Er, either you are an Austrian living in Oz and a coincidence or your profile is wrong

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 14th June 2015, 12:16 AM BST

It's not just Americans. A few years ago the sheltered housing where my Nan lived got covered in obscene graffiti (which is obviously a horrible thing to happen). The word 'wanker' was included. My Nan had managed to get all the way to 89 years old without ever having heard the word 'wanker'. She asked all her neighbours what it meant but know one would tell her.

My Great Auntie tried to explain it. She reminded my Nan of an incident when they were teenagers and were approached by a flasher (I wish I didn't know about this).

I couldn't bring myself to correct her. So they both now think that a wanker is just a flasher.

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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 13th June 2015, 11:37 PM BST

Sorry I didn't mean to seem critical I just thought it was a good thread with a narrow title

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Usually it's the exact opposite problem with his thread titles, they seem to be too vague even if a thread covers a particular topic. So for example if he'd created a thread about the NSA/Snowden scandal Herc would have chosen a title like "Really?"...so no chance of finding it via search engine years later. Still, I like his threads.

Anyway, you're all penisers.

I thought the jerker was Northern Batman's arch enemy

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th June 2015, 8:48 AM BST

Usually it's the exact opposite problem with his thread titles, they seem to be too vague even if a thread covers a particular topic. So for example if he'd created a thread about the NSA/Snowden scandal Herc would have chosen a title like "Really?"...so no chance of finding it via search engine years later. Still, I like his threads.

Anyway, you're all penisers.

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True, true - Major Look.

Quote: sootyj @ 14th June 2015, 9:01 AM BST

I thought the jerker was Northern Batman's arch enemy

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Thhrrrrrrrump Tishhhhhhhh I thank yow.

Quote: wigwam willy @ 14th June 2015, 7:12 AM BST

Well everyone knows the hilarious consequences when you first come to Oz and go looking to buy thongs.
Corner shops are called Milk Bars which I like,it reminds me of my early encouters with members of the opposite sex in the 1950's.

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Thongs go on your feet. Manchester goes on your bed and lollies do not always come on a stick, oh and a Streets Gaytime is found in the freezer, a blowie is not what you think either.

Strumpet

Quote: Strumpet @ 14th June 2015, 9:56 AM BST

a blowie is not what you think

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So, it's not that:

Quote: sootyj @ 14th June 2015, 9:01 AM BST

I thought the jerker was Northern Batman's arch enemy

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