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Quote: ajp29 @ February 29, 2008, 2:44 PM

Do these things work on girlfriends Ruby? I have to win back mine from Leevil :(

Girlfriends like shiny jewels. And handmade cards.

In your girlfriend's case, Leevil told me that she particularly likes pearls.

Make a nice meal and to finish, bake her a cake with her name on! You can get cake mixes if you are not confident! Most supermarkets sell loads of cake decorating kits!

I rock at making cakes but if I made it why am I going to put her name on it. Bake your own cake you selfish moo and stop having sex with male BSG members! Angry

EDIT: That was hairypus not Oedipus btw Laughing out loud

(F**k me how did I get to this point)

Or, you could buy a cake and pretend you made it?
It's an old 'un but it's still good.

I feel bad for Adam. Losing your mum and girlfriend to the same guy is one thing, but to Leevil? How did you manage to find a girl just like your mum in the sense that they both lost four of their five senses including taste and smell? Laughing out loud

(love you weevils...***hides***)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:55 PM

Make a nice meal and to finish, bake her a cake with her name on! You can get cake mixes if you are not confident!

Cake is relatively easy enough, but I wouldn't be nearly confident enough to make a worthy meal.

I'm sure you are used to roasting the odd virgin on a spit before!

Never has to be fancy! Just made with love!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 3:04 PM

I'm sure you are used to roasting the odd virgin on a spit before!

:O

*monty python ladies voice*

Leave Adam alone. You are bullying him and should be ashamed of yourself. The only way to make up for this is to send him your number and nude pictures if you are femal or to let him have a go on your girlfriend or send money if you are male.

Oi! Stop invading my privacy mother! And put some bloody clothes on!

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This is more exciting than the Da Vinci code. I just hope I get f**ked like Mary :D

Quote: Leevil @ February 29, 2008, 3:11 PM

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