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Mother's Day gift idea

An idea I came up with last year for Danny's mum. To those who are panicking, you will need to buy the following.....

A little toiletries bag (You can get some great ones at Superdrug).
A mini bottle of wine or champers.
A sachet of face mask (avoid anti aging!).
Some mini toiletres - mini bath oil, bath bomb, soaps, etc (Lush or Boots are great for this).
A mini box of chocs.
Two roses.
A card.
A piece of ribbon.

Pop all items except the roses, card and ribbon into the bag, Take off the petals of one rose and sprinkle in the bag. Write on the card "To the most beautiful mother in the world"... and pop it in. Close it up and tie the ribbon around in a bow with the other rose tied into the bow itself!

Just call me Martha! Laughing out loud

This isn't helping my Oedipus complex Ruby :(

Sick

lol!

How about this. If you can get some old photos of your mum and make ether a scrapbook or buy a nice album to display them in and put in the front a little poem that you wrote yourself?

Or a necklace and tie it around the neck of a cute teddy bear!

Is this sounding like the kind of thing a (straight) man would do?

Let's hope our mums don't meet! And Adam, is it possible for me to have an Oedipus complex for your mum?

Or her fave movie in a shoebox style gift box with some popcorn and chocolates, etc?

I've been telling my three not to buy anything for mother's day since they were tots. They still send flowers.......just shows how good my discipline was

Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 2:39 PM

Is this sounding like the kind of thing a (straight) man would do?

IT SHOWS LOVE! I know you don't understand Aaron! By the way, I'm not sure I could help you on this as I'm sure satan has everything already. Laughing out loud

Do these things work on girlfriends Ruby? I have to win back mine from Leevil :(

I though you and "Hairy knuckles Maggie" were made for each other!

Quote: Leevil @ February 29, 2008, 2:40 PM

Let's hope our mums don't meet! And Adam, is it possible for me to have an Oedipus complex for your mum?

Cutting! On top form today Lee, I like it! Laughing out loud

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:41 PM

Or her fave movie

I'm not sure my mum really likes movies. Next!

I don't come her to be insulted and have my girlfriend rodgered. Good day sirs :P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:45 PM

I though you and "Hairy knuckles Maggie" were made for each other!

Yeah its my Hairypus complex

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:43 PM

IT SHOWS LOVE! I know you don't understand Aaron! By the way, I'm not sure I could help you on this as I'm sure satan has everything already. Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: ajp29 @ February 29, 2008, 2:48 PM

Yeah its my Hairypus complex

>_<

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:45 PM

I though you and "Hairy knuckles Maggie" were made for each other!

She has a claws to wank him off!

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