Charley, this is for you.
Can ya tell wot it is yit?
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Aaron- It's Friday morning... there is NO NEED to post that on here! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Although - I do wish I could have had some hard phullus shaped meat this morning though!!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 29, 2008, 9:55 AMAaron- It's Friday morning... there is NO NEED to post that on here! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Quote: EllieJP @ February 29, 2008, 9:55 AMAlthough - I do wish I could have had some hard phullus shaped meat this morning though!!
Any females propsing to their loved ones today???
The Glorious Leader will, no doubt, be sending another letter to Mr Tennant. Yourself?
I proposed to my flatmate that as long as he stopped nicking my moisturiser and shower gel, I would not have to knee him in the crotch.
And that was the straight one.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:12 PMI proposed to my flatmate that as long as he stopped nicking my moisturiser and shower gel, I would not have to knee him in the crotch.
Did your mother never tell you that two wrongs don't make a right?
It's the only way boys learn Aaronski.
That is what my mummy taught me! 
Is it mother's day this sunday?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:13 PMIt's the only way boys learn Aaronski.
That is what my mummy taught me!
Didn't know much, did she? 
Quote: ian_w @ February 29, 2008, 2:14 PMIs it mother's day this sunday?
I f**king hope so, or else I wasted money on a big box chocolates that I almost certainly don't like.
Yip! I have been helping a lot of worried people this week choose pressies!!
Oh pooper scoopers! I need to get myself down t' shop then. These things always take me by surprise.
Quote: Aaron @ February 29, 2008, 2:15 PMDidn't know much, did she?
She did used to believe right up until a few years ago that virgins could not use tampons cause the hymen would cause like a trampoline effect and push them back out! When she told me this as a kid, I did have visions of being able to fire tampax at will!
Will this help anyone today? http://www.bunches.co.uk/details.php?id=181
EDIT: Ignore that! Earliest date for deliver is tues!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:18 PMShe did used to believe right up until a few years ago that virgins could not use tampons cause the hymen would cause like a trampoline effect and push them back out! When she told me this as a kid, I did have visions of being able to fire tampax at will!
LOL.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:18 PMShe did used to believe right up until a few years ago that virgins could not use tampons cause the hymen would cause like a trampoline effect and push them back out! When she told me this as a kid, I did have visions of being able to fire tampax at will!
Poor Will