Happy Birthday, Will 'Loftus Road' Cam!
It's my birthday today Page 9
Happy birthday both
Happy birthday, Will.
Thing, you know, birthday and all that . . .
Cheers all. 48, what an old bastard!
Funny, I'd got you down as much older than that.
Happy Birthday you both
Belated birthday greetings Will 
OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN T'PARLOUR EATING A BOWL OF CHAPPY WITH A CANDLE IN IT
HE'S WEARING ABOUT A DOZEN DIFFERENT DOG COLLARS AND IS KNEE DEEP IN PACKAGES ALL WRAPPED IN WRAPPING PAPER AND WOULD CLEARLY APEAR TO BE BONES, SOME PROBABLY FROM DINOSAURS HE ALSO HAS A PITIFUL PARTY HAT STRAPPED TO HIS FLAT CAP
A BANNER HANGS FROM THE CEILING, WRITTEN ON IT IS, You're a good dog Sootyj.
IN MUCH SMALLER LETTERS IN BIRO
It's your bastard birthday Our Willcam.
OUR WILL CAM
Every body loves that bloody mangy mutt, well it's ma bloody birthday!
MRS OUR WILL CAM OOV
Shut thy mithering, thou ungrateful dolt. Or it'll be off to bed without tea.
OUR WILL CAM
Even the birthday cakes, bloody Chappy, it's the new fancy More Brass than sense range isn#t it?
MRS OUR WILL CAM OOV
Aye Postman and Rabbit, I had to sell one of t'babies to that fancy Angelina Jolie.
OUR WILL CAM
Well it's ma ruddy birthday and that maloderous hound, is getting all the brass band again, I have few emotional needs woman but.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Shut thy noise yon big pooftah, here's thou proper birthday cake.
AN ENORMOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE IS SHOVED INTO THE PARLOUR FROM KITCHEN
OUR WILL CAM
Eee grand I bet there's a lovely dolly bird in there, like Cheryl Cole or Nora Batty or....turned out shite again.
A POSH AND RATHER SEXY POODLE IN A BASQUE HAS LEPT OUT OF THE TOP OF THE CAKE AND WHISTLED
SOOTYJ COMES RUNNING IN FROM THE GARDEN DOING A SNOOPY STYLE DANCE, HE'S WEARING A MUCH FANCIER PARTY HAT THAN OUR WILL CAM'S
thanks, another classic Sootyj
I am 49 today! One yo go to the big one.
Happy Birthday to Bigfella who shares today with me
Happy birthday our Will
BCGs very own Allan Bennett
Many felicitations Will 
...............I think I have that right, or should that be fellatios.
Another birthday? You had one the same time last year.
Happy bidet Will.
Stay lucky!
