The Switzerland Thread Page 11
Quote: George Kaplan @ 1st June 2015, 9:14 PM BST
Is she waiting for the invisible man to squat on her face?
Swiss quarterfinals at the French Open today (Federer vs. Wawrinka), means one will reach the semi.
I suppose you've got to have one sport that you're quite good at.
Skiing? Is yodelling a sport?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd June 2015, 6:56 AM BSTSwiss quarterfinals at the French Open today (Federer vs. Wawrinka), means one will reach the semi.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd June 2015, 6:51 PM BST"Bbbbb...bollocks!"
We know you are, it's just taken a long time for you to realise it.
Nipples! 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd June 2015, 4:10 PM BSTNipples!
Don't make a molehill out of a mountain.
You are all just the worst.
Like you've never looked at Norman's bulge. 
I look (oh, how I look) but I don't discuss it on a public forum. 
Or insult the size of it, which I think Chappers was doing, but I could be wrong.
But I only mentioned the nips, you wouldn't begrudge an old fart his admiration would you? 