British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,738

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-32760651

Geri Halliwell has got married to Red Bull F1 boss Christian Horner. He is now officially the 6th member of the band - Old Spice.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-32233184

A man who battered his wife with a rolling pin has been sentenced to a 3 year stretch. The prosecution took their time proving it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-32556930

A man has completed a 100 mile morris dance from London to Norwich. When he finished, he was proper folked.

Anne Meara, great comedienne and Ben Stiller's mother, has died. :(

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Probables in the Queen's Speech include Police able to seize pay of illegal workers.

Laudable David but how? Illegal = cash in hand. So how do the police prove it?

For once, just once in your Fantasy Maggie theme park world, think something through for f**k's sake.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32895048

Seems Step Ladder is not amongst them, which is a pity as that old fart dinosaur needs to f**k off. Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ 27th May 2015, 12:54 AM BST

Probables in the Queen's Speech include Police able to seize pay of illegal workers.

Laudable David but how? Illegal = cash in hand. So how do the police prove it?

For once, just once in your Fantasy Maggie theme park world, think something through for f**k's sake.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/21/us/asset-seizures/

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Will Denarius be OK?

Sepp is head of FIFA for another 4 years...what a bloody surprise.

Gordon you're the only Switzer here, go and kick him up the bum.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 29th May 2015, 6:38 PM BST

Sepp is head of FIFA for another 4 years...what a bloody surprise.

That's beyond me, more stick in the mud from that See You Next Tuesday. Angry

Quote: sootyj @ 29th May 2015, 6:51 PM BST

Gordon you're the only Switzer here, go and kick him up the bum.

I'd had to queue.

Ten years ago or so Zidane, Roberto Carlos and other stars organised a benefit match ("Match against Poverty") here in Basel. Boring match btw, I should have saved my 90 Swiss francs.
Blatter held the opening speech. The whole stadium booed. Being hated even in his home country didn't seem to impress him.

He's a total arse. Europe should boycott the World Cup. With a bit of luck the US will nail him too.

Only the good die young:

Charles Kennedy RIP -

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/02/charles-kennedy-lib-dems-truly-authentic-politician

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsli8y_hignfy-s36e09-jeremy-clarkson-ed-byrne-charles-kennedy_fun

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