What did the newspaper say to the psychologist? I've got issues.
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Quote: Will Cam @ 29th May 2015, 4:06 PM BSTThis was the story Tony. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493
The reference to out on his own comes from the advert http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32882493
I probably haven't married the two up particularly well >_<
Um - forgive me if I'm wrong - but those are the same link. Where's the advert?
Quote: Chappers @ 31st May 2015, 8:30 PM BSTUm - forgive me if I'm wrong - but those are the same link. Where's the advert?
Quote: Chappers @ 31st May 2015, 8:30 PM BSTUm - forgive me if I'm wrong - but those are the same link. Where's the advert?
Sorry Chappers, I am a f**kwit.
Quote: Dave Short @ 31st May 2015, 8:44 PM BSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFiVgD2xNk
Thanks Dave 
I had a quickie with a Walkie Takie. Roger and out.
An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a pub. They were celebrating Scottish Independence.
What do you call a Biro that went to the hairdresser's? Sean Penn.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 10th June 2015, 5:45 PM BSTWhat do you call a Biro that went to the hairdresser's? Sean Penn.
I saw some medieval headgar. But that's old hat.
I woke up feeling perky this morning.
Pinky's jealous.
My boss said, 'I'll pay you five pence an hour before deductions.' I said, 'That's gross.'
(Not my joke)
"I can't come in to work today, I'm sick."
"How sick are you?"
"Well, I'm in bed with my sister."
Incest is fine, as long as it stays in the family.
Incest jokes
you mother f**kers
I saw a lemon shagging his sister - inzest.