Quote: sootyj @ 29th May 2015, 8:05 PM BSTHerc that ain't how you're supposed to use an exercise bike
Impresses the hell out of women........all that/those bulging muscle(s).
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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th May 2015, 8:02 PM BSTWimp - I can carry that weight on my erect penis.
Well, squire, I'm sure I could too if, like you, I were a regular indulger of the old performance enhancing drugs 
Quote: Ben @ 29th May 2015, 10:56 PM BSTWell, squire, I'm sure I could too if, like you, I were a regular indulger of the old performance enhancing drugs
Drugs? Nooooo - lots of wrist work though. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th May 2015, 11:22 PM BSTDrugs? Nooooo - lots of wrist work though.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 30th May 2015, 8:48 AM BST
Can think of better things to pump than iron.
My daughter's partner has just rang to say that they cannot wait for her baby any longer and so she is going to have a Caesar.
Still, my son came into this world via that so..............but; Oh dear, that's my little girl under the knife - bit tearful now. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 31st May 2015, 11:39 AM BSTMy daughter's partner has just rang to say that they cannot wait for her baby any longer and so she is going to have a Caesar.
Still, my son came into this world via that so..............but; Oh dear, that's my little girl under the knife - bit tearful now.
All the best!
Thank you GB 
Ouch!
Still I suppose it's ouch either way. Good luck!
Someone's left a nice shiny bike on the edge of my front garden.
It's been there for 2 days. Should I steal it? Is it for me?
At last! I am now a Granddad!! 
Just heard and have spoken to my daughter through the tears.
8lb 14oz. girl in perfect health and they are calling her Wren, which I love!
And thank you Zooo for you best wishes.
Aw, hurray!
Very cool name.
Maybe she will be an architect.
Quote: zooo @ 31st May 2015, 1:41 PM BSTMaybe she will be an architect.
Congrats, Herc!