Hello,
I am an American. I feel like British people are known for their human. Contrasted with british people my humour is like I am doing addition vs. someone who can turn a potato into a dove using mathematics. Though if you don't find me funny, as always, my country reserves the right to use the military option. I am not saying we will use it but I have drawn a "red-line" and the option is "on the table." I expect laughter. Thanks
Haven't I seen you elsewhere? But welcome anyway, especially an American that spells humour with the extra "u", or is that to suck up to us this side of the pond? 
lmao, that was actually completely unintentional. Freaking autocorrect probably. We have to suck up to you because we need you guys to narrate our nature shows. Thanks for the welcome Don't think you have seen me elsewhere.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th May 2015, 9:01 PM BSTespecially an American that spells humour with the extra "u", or is that to suck up to us this side of the pond?
I think the forum automatically corrects some American spellings.
Quote: Tzao Rodriguez @ 26th May 2015, 9:17 PM BSTlmao, that was actually completely unintentional. Freaking autocorrect probably. We have to suck up to you because we need you guys to narrate our nature shows. Thanks for the welcome
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/31912#P1121818
Quote: DaButt @ 26th May 2015, 11:14 PM BSTI think the forum automatically corrects some American spellings.
So this forum is also educational for you colonists then - that's nice for you. 
Test: colour labor specialize license
It changes colour but not the rest
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 27th May 2015, 9:28 AM BSTTest: colour labor specialize license
It changes colour but not the rest
Hmm, how they are "they" going to learn and make summat of themselves in the New World?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th May 2015, 5:00 AM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/31912#P1121818
So this forum is also educational for you colonists then - that's nice for you.
Colonists? Pot calling the kettle a colonist? 
G'day mate.
Strumpet
Quote: Tzao Rodriguez @ 27th May 2015, 4:04 PM BSTColonists? Pot calling the kettle a colonist?
100% Anglo Saxon with just a dash of Viking mush, that's me.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th May 2015, 4:16 AM BST100% Anglo Saxon with just a dash of Viking mush, that's me.
Viking eh? so are you a blond?
Strumpet
Quote: Tzao Rodriguez @ 29th May 2015, 6:24 AM BSTHello
Are you part Viking as well?
Strumpet
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th May 2015, 4:16 AM BST100% Anglo Saxon with just a dash of Viking mush, that's me.
I completely understand... you say you play the angled-saxophone while having viking cuisine. I too enjoy this hobby!
Quote: Strumpet @ 29th May 2015, 6:25 AM BSTAre you part Viking as well?
Strumpet
I have no viking blood except in my refrigerator...
Quote: Tzao Rodriguez @ 29th May 2015, 6:27 AM BSTI have no viking blood except in my refrigerator...
I prefer it pumping through a body myself?
Strumpet