please silence your cellphones and children for the American is about to speak...
You know, people say Americans can be anti-intellectual and gun-hungry. I disagree. When we are the the shooting range every night to relax we only shoot at pictures of Universities, not actual Universities. There is a difference between a picture of a thing, and the actual thing. For example, the picture of a dog, differs from a real dog. The picture of a potato cannot be eaten, but a potato can be eaten. A picture is a visual representation of a thing. For example, a picture of a cow cannot be milked, but a cow can be milked. More can be found in my new book, "A picture of a thing is different."
- John Riddick
Professor of Logic, New Hampshire University, USA
You owe me 20 pounds.