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Quote: reds @ 24th May 2015, 10:26 PM BST

Sitting in kitchen at work eating breakfast before I start. Wonder if anyone will notice if hide in the corner all day instead of going to my desk?

Reds, you really need to take a good hard look at your life and decide what work would give you satisfaction. *after too much white wine, I'm ready to sort everybody's lives*

Quote: Loopey @ 24th May 2015, 6:57 PM BST

Cat shit update. After clearing it up and mowing the grass ready for visitors another steaming pile appeared. OH picked it up with a shovel and threw it in the road. Don't think neighbours were pleased.

Ben, I often used to get books from charity shops but find recently their prices have gone up a lot. I got three lovely second hand books online last week. Two were 49p and one was 99p, free p&p.

In other news, whilst sorting my clothes this morning I got a bra caught underneath my chair. No one thought to tell me so I've been riding about all day trailing it behind me. :$

I would be amazed if that was done by a cat (unless you saw it).

They are most fastidious creatures about covering it up.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th May 2015, 11:36 PM BST

I would be amazed if that was done by a cat (unless you saw it).

They are most fastidious creatures about covering it up.

Not when they do it on grass.

Anyway clearly they tend to avoid doing it in their owners garden, so the owners think they are wonderfully fastidious, but in reality they do it in neighbours gardens.

It cost me about £10 and I'm going to use it to wind the cat up.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 24th May 2015, 11:36 PM BST

I would be amazed if that was done by a cat (unless you saw it).

They are most fastidious creatures about covering it up.

More than one cat, every day.

Quote: billwill @ 25th May 2015, 12:41 AM BST

Not when they do it on grass.

Anyway clearly they tend to avoid doing it in their owners garden, so the owners think they are wonderfully fastidious, but in reality they do it in neighbours gardens.

That. They did used to cover it up when they did it in the sandpit so the children put their hands in it when they were playing.

Quote: Lee @ 25th May 2015, 1:16 AM BST

It cost me about £10 and I'm going to use it to wind the cat up.

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Would you please come to my house and chase the cats away with it? Zooo could come too and collect them all up and take them home with her.

Quote: Lee @ 25th May 2015, 1:16 AM BST

It cost me about £10 and I'm going to use it to wind the cat up.

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you'll make puss cranky

Shower, shave, breakfast and then, praying the barbers is open, a haircut.

Quote: Loopey @ 25th May 2015, 8:15 AM BST

Zooo could come too and collect them all up and take them home with her.

Yay!

Ben saw what was a buffed up version of Matt Stott today. I almost fell off my bike. And I wasn't even on one.

Just finished university today...now I'm a Master Of (F)Arts.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th May 2015, 4:38 PM BST

Just finished university today...now I'm a Master Of (F)Arts.

Congrats GB - do we call you Sir now? Parp! 'Scuse. :$

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th May 2015, 4:38 PM BST

Just finished university today...now I'm a Master Of (F)Arts.

To be totally frank, this is quite disappointing set alongside the marathon running.

You give every impression of doing as little as I do - I'd hoped for less endeavour.

:D

Quote: Ben @ 25th May 2015, 8:50 PM BST

Ben saw what was a buffed up version of Matt Stott today. I almost fell off my bike. And I wasn't even on one.

Never heard of him.

Is he related to the late Wally Stott who later became Angela Morley?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6V2yH9p15A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f0adK3sNaY

Or is it that other very fine composer of popular music, Lally Stott?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th May 2015, 9:02 PM BST

Never heard of him.

Is he related to the late Wally Stott who later became Angela Morley?

Of Goon Show fame. :)

There's a Matt Stott on our local rag, can't be him surely.

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