Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th May 2015, 3:15 PM BSTSon in-laws car has been broken into and the radio stolen.
Big mistake car-breaker - son in-law is a copper and his friends from CID
are getting your prints and DNA and you will shortly be in custody.And.... I hope you are not in Leeds Crown Court in the near future.
You're showing your age Stephen. Cars with radios? Did they steal the horse's oats at the same time 
Funny you should say that will, my daughter actually said video player and I pictured a VHS player in box. I thought she must mean the radio he he.
Second night this week I've been struggling to stay awake by 9.30pm. Normally very much a night person.
Quote: reds @ 20th May 2015, 1:15 PM BSTSecond night this week I've been struggling to stay awake by 9.30pm. Normally very much a night person.
Tell me about it.......... 
Thought when I retired I'd be able to catch up on all the DVDs I had accumulated over the last decade, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Quote: reds @ 20th May 2015, 1:15 PM BSTSecond night this week I've been struggling to stay awake by 9.30pm. Normally very much a night person.
Jet lag?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th May 2015, 1:19 PM BSTTell me about it..........
Thought when I retired I'd be able to catch up on all the DVDs I had accumulated over the last decade, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Same here.
heinz sriacha sauce, surprisingly nice.
Bit sweet and ketchupy, but definite heat and a lot of garlic.
Hey Sootyj describe your love making technique?
Quote: sootyj @ 21st May 2015, 9:40 AM BSTSootyj sriacha sauce, surprisingly nice.
Bit sweet and ketchupy, but definite heat and a lot of garlic.
f**k you Sootyj you are me, now who's the joke on?
My job involves servicing medical equipment. Today I opened up a broken liposuction machine. It had leaked. It was f**king disgusting. 
Quote: Lee @ 21st May 2015, 12:32 PM BSTMy job involves servicing medical equipment. Today I opened up a broken liposuction machine. It had leaked. It was f**king disgusting.
Just read that while eating my dinner. Wasn't that tasty to begin with. Was meant to be potato with guacamole,cheese,sour cream and fresh salsa. Realised to late that I have no onion,so not much point to the salsa.
So I've ended up eating potato with cheese,sour cream,avocado and coriander.
Gross, Lee.
Although eating coriander is almost as bad.
Be gone, devil's herb.
Coriander leaf is nasty, the spice is nice though.
Yeah, I think it's just the leaf I despise.
its like rocket, indigetible and agressive
I love freshly ripped coriander over a curry.