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Just a dot? What kind of a wuss gets a dot.

Quote: zooo @ 15th May 2015, 5:28 PM BST

Just a dot? What kind of a wuss gets a dot.

I am trying to remember who it was with a dot. It was on the hand I think. May have been an Indian guy a worked to in the 1980s but I'm sure it was the British too. I've definitely had that conversation - an uncle maybe - a sort of what is that and it turned out to be a tattoo. It would be interesting to know more about it. The history of it all and why some had a basic tattoo. Something suggests to me the dot could have been more on the naval side of things - no pun intended - or else all in WW2 were expected to have one and some didn't particularly want it so they did the least they needed to do.

Ah, makes sense.

Why is Chapper's so obsessed what old people look like? Just because they have tattoos, it doesn't necessarily mean they still won't be a decent person. Don't be so shallow duuuuude!

Quote: Lee @ 15th May 2015, 6:43 PM BST

Why is Chapper's so obsessed what old people look like? Just because they have tattoos, it doesn't necessarily mean they still won't be a decent person. Don't be so shallow duuuuude!

I can't help it! I just am!! Appearances are everything - except me of course!!!

Ben is relaxing with a cup of tea before starting a simple, but delicious dinner.

Dark chocolate, mint, M&Ms are remarkably sophisticated.

Quote: zooo @ 15th May 2015, 5:53 PM BST

Ah, makes sense.

That's the first time anyone has said that to me in ages. :D

Quote: Ben @ 16th May 2015, 6:03 PM BST

Ben is relaxing with a cup of tea before starting a simple, but delicious dinner.

You don't have the odd lager bottle stuck in an old sock, three days of washing up to do, bills unseen to, wallpaper peeling off in places and a bit of a ring round the bath. What the hell is wrong with you?

:P Cool :D

Son in-laws car has been broken into and the radio stolen.

Big mistake car-breaker - son in-law is a copper and his friends from CID
are getting your prints and DNA and you will shortly be in custody.

And.... I hope you are not in Leeds Crown Court in the near future.

My therapist is recommending me for membership of a gym behind the garage. I walk past it regularly but didn't know it existed. I am to be advised about weights and a range of interesting alternative supplements. There will also be advice from women on teeth whitening and how to dress adequately.

Is it a front for a scientology coven?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th May 2015, 3:15 PM BST

Son in-laws car has been broken into and the radio stolen.

Big mistake car-breaker - son in-law is a copper and his friends from CID
are getting your prints and DNA and you will shortly be in custody.

I hope they catch the scumbag. I also hope the police go to such lengths when it's not one of their own who was victimized.

Quote: zooo @ 18th May 2015, 9:07 PM BST

Is it a front for a scientology coven?

More likely to be popular with organisers of summer raves and aspiring "female" Olympians. It could be interesting. In a strange combination of events, I nearly ended up being referred to Duke McKenzie's place before Winston joined UKIP but that's another matter. Sadly work commitments and the need to attend Glastonbury prevented it so during that period it was just the t'ai chi at the Socialist Hall.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 18th May 2015, 9:28 PM BST

"female"

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Quote: zooo @ 18th May 2015, 10:09 PM BST

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Precisely. :D

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