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If Fanny Craddock married Ed Balls, would that make her Fanny Baws?
Pornography? There's nothing wrong with getting sexually aroused watching two adults have sex. Unless they're your parents.
I dropped some really good acid and gave it a 5 star rating on TripAdvisor.
My dad has green fingers. But he has been dead for three months.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 16th May 2015, 12:35 PM BSTMy dad has green fingers. But he has been dead for three months.
Nice.
My friend spent twenty years in prison and came out a virgin. He kept his ass covered.
Grazie!
There are 3 ways to stave off dementia
1. Eat a healthy diet
2. Exercise your brain daily
3. Does anyone know how to stave off Dementia?
What's Pharohs favourite pint?
The Ruddles of the Sphynx!
Quote: sootyj @ 17th May 2015, 11:45 AM BSTWhat's Pharohs favourite pint?
The Ruddles of the Sphynx!
I just cackled at that, Sooty. I probably shouldn't have, but I did. 
My friend does projectile vomiting, so I have to duck. As opposed to a woman who wants to work on TV. I have to duck a lot of sick...
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 17th May 2015, 5:00 PM BSTMy friend does projectile vomiting, so I have to duck. As opposed to a woman who wants to work on TV. I have to duck a lot of sick...
Decent spoonerism, but I'm afraid Evan Dando beat you to that one on TOTP quite some years ago.
Oh well...
Hear about the poorly-functioning hole in the ground? Well out of order.