British Comedy Guide

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Old style Copper piping

Nurse, did he have his tablet tonight?

A resprayed caravanette called Bruce.

A pair of spats made out of a yak's testicle pouch.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 4:48 AM BST

A pair of spats made out of a yak's testicle pouch.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

For the small holder who likes to keep his caprine stock all neat and tidy there are now available some rather nice goat hangers.

Part 41B/fight (herring)

For the rambler who cannot be bothered, a pair of all terrain self-walking boots.

The wrong-way-round egg cup, its base designed to accommodate the pointy end. This provides a larger surface area into which soldiers can be inserted. I'm naming this particular product Christine.

Reasons to be cheerful - part 4.

Everything apart from the infinite.

Does anyone, apart from Steve, know what this thread is about?

The sliding scale of tattooing as a means of rebalancing the economy. Rich twats to pay football shirt prices for a discrete Goldman Sachs tatt below their belly buttons. Chavvy losers to obtain a 0.5% increase in benefits for having a Ronald McDonald on the entire expanse of their massive backsides.

(Miranda - Multinational Ink Redistributes and Nudges During Austerity)

Thank you Stylee
At last someone get's it

That may have been a joke

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 16th May 2015, 12:17 AM BST

Spidge.

Splodge

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 16th May 2015, 12:40 AM BST

Thank you Stylee
At last someone get's it

That may have been a joke

Oh yeah..........I get it now :S

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