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Hi Horseradish

You can't sleep too? Laughing out loud

It says there are 3 of us on here.......... Unimpressed

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 4:35 AM BST

You can't sleep too? Laughing out loud

Wave Wave Wave

Well hello there HGT. I stay awake 24 hours a day monitoring this site. In fact, I do it with everything now. The whole of Whitehall is mainly under my jurisdiction at this time. Also the local greengrocers.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 4:35 AM BST

You can't sleep too? Laughing out loud

It says there are 3 of us on here.......... Unimpressed

The third one is my alter ego. Can you hear the birds a-twittering? They are very lively here.

Laughing out loud You're like the swallow that sleeps on the wing.

Well, that's weird, and no birds singing here as yet - another half hour I reckon.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 4:40 AM BST

Laughing out loud You're like the swallow that sleeps on the wing.

Laughing out loud

Who do you think the other 66 might be? I reckon it's Aaron and Zooo and 64 voyeurs.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 4:40 AM BST

Laughing out loud You're like the swallow that sleeps on the wing.

Well, that's weird, and no birds singing here as yet - another half hour I reckon.

Re birds, feathery, I am very high up on hills so I wonder if that is it.

Genuinely, it is a full dawn chorus and semi-light though grey/rainy.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 15th May 2015, 4:42 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Who do you think the other 66 might be? I reckon it's Aaron and Zooo and 64 voyeurs.

Re birds, feathery, I am very high up on hills so I wonder if that is it.

Genuinely, it is a full dawn chorus and semi-light though grey/rainy.

As long as it isn't 666........ :(

Ooh, just heard a sea-gull............

It sounds exactly like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJXYFaxhq1U

We're up to 80 listeners already. That would be what remains of Fylingdales.

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Or even this that was on BBC4 recently - one hour of it......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05ttkx2/dawn-chorus-the-sounds-of-spring

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 4:56 AM BST

Or even this that was on BBC4 recently - one hour of it......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05ttkx2/dawn-chorus-the-sounds-of-spring

Cool.

The older I get, the more I like nature. Cool

There's also this one of a 2 hour canal trip - no music and no commentary

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05t7kc1

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 5:00 AM BST

There's also this one of a 2 hour canal trip - no music and no commentary

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05t7kc1

Nice and relaxing.

Maybe I will go now for a while.

Is that ok with you? :D

Yup, now back to bed for a couple of hours - Nighty night.

Dawn chorus has started up now. :)

I can stay for longer if it would be helpful. Maybe I'll just go and get a mug of tea. If you fall asleep, I won't be loud or nothing. I'll just watch the silent canal film and cut me toenails etc. All quiet things.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th May 2015, 5:03 AM BST

Yup, now back to bed for a couple of hours - Nighty night.

Dawn chorus has started up now. :)

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Thought I'd come back. I've just got an ice cream on the go. A Tesco toffee cornet. Sometimes I go and wave my fists at bus drivers around now. We all know that the first three that say out of service are just heading to their starting places. However, it's good fun to play the angry man at a bus stop.

He's asleep now.

That's good. Wave

........Yeah, that was a good one.

I did three V signs to the driver of the second out of service 466 and when the third came along I stood alarmingly in the kerb eating an ice lolly shouting "you bastards". They are all used to it now and give me a cheery wave on their way to the start of their routes by that library and weird tree.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 15th May 2015, 8:32 AM BST

........Yeah, that was a good one.

I did three V signs to the driver of the second out of service 466 and when the third came along I stood alarmingly in the kerb eating an ice lolly shouting "you bastards". They are all used to it now and give me a cheery wave on their way to the start of their routes by that library and weird tree.

Laughing out loud Do I read "Tesco cornet" as a euphemism for a Camberwell Carrot?

Certainly sounds like it...........

I'd love to be in your head when you go off on one.............. :D

Get a f**king room you two :P

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