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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 10th May 2015, 4:35 AM BST

Clear winner in the main league
Probable winner in the Clique & associated leagues
I'm second in the Clique league, so doing quite badly this season

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Doesn't sound too shabby, Steve.

I'm going to give you a quick Motty now, if that's ok...

What was your smartest move this season?

Your dumbest?

Any jinxes? (Last season I seem to remember it was defenders whose names began with "K".)

Star player?

Most disappointing/frustrating performer?

Edit Anyone in the Clique captain Agüero? A hat-trick and 2? assists in the first 70 mins! Should catapult them up the table.

Everyone captained Aguero except Dan Sweryt by the look of it
Smartest move. bringing in Kasper Schmeicel as keeper
Dumbest move Not believing in Kane early enough
Jonxes - any clever punts I tried went wrong apart from loading up on Arsenal last week
Star player Eden Hazard
Most disappointing Ballotelly

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 10th May 2015, 8:44 PM BST

Most disappointing Ballotelly

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aka Soldado syndrome.

I like Mario too, and probably would have stuck by him as well if I was a Red.

He had a lovely set of fixtures but Liverpool were very poor early doors

But I was proud of going from third bottom to top of the table briefly
But that was mostly due to the incompetence of my rivals
Well, you know what they are like

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 10th May 2015, 11:45 PM BST

Well, you know what they are like

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Can't sleep............

Surely the football talk on this thread will put you straight to sleep?

Quote: zooo @ 11th May 2015, 12:08 PM BST

Surely the football talk on this thread will put you straight to sleep?

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I was waiting for the backlash. Don't worry, we've finished (for now).

Quote: George Kaplan @ 11th May 2015, 12:41 PM BST

(for now)

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Ominous!

Just teasing.

But you knew that.

Gussie - did you go swimming today? I've got to go back to it soon as I've only been twice and the cognitive storm troopers in the Government think it's good for me. It was the only time they sounded excited on the telephone about my lifestyle because nothing else had any tone of Berlin in 1936 about it. They got very frosty shortly afterwards - in fact it all went rather dark - when I said that my arms had a mind of their own at all other times. "What do you mean?" one said as if she had her finger on some button to which I replied "hammering on bus windows.......that sort of thing". Afterwards, the conversation was regularised into coldly efficient. I'm still doin' osteopathy but missed the bus today or it didn't turn up. I'm not sure which. The driver is from Portugal. So I've got to be there at 10am tomorrow although I can't sleep. I'm worried that I won't wake up because I've had a sleepless night.

On my own again..........

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Members: Hercules Grytpype Thynne

Who the hell are those 59!! And why am I a "members"?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th May 2015, 5:35 AM BST

On my own again..........

There are currently 1 members and 59 guests online.

Members: Hercules Grytpype Thynne

Who the hell are those 59!! And why am I a "members"?

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Well maybe most Brits are still asleep - and I don't want to know about you and your member.

59 guests peeping at Herc's member?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 12th May 2015, 9:31 PM BST

59 guests peeping at Herc's member?

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Eight of them actually spotted it.