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Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2015, 5:11 PM BST

The third child is always the best one, so everyone loves them.

:( I'm number four.

Well OBVIOUSLY they're even better than third...
Ahem.

Are you the youngest?

Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2015, 5:34 PM BST

Well OBVIOUSLY they're even better than third...
Ahem.

Are you the youngest?

No, there are six of us.

:O

That's one more than the Huxtables and one fewer than the Waltons.

Fact of the day.

Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2015, 5:53 PM BST

:O

That's one more than the Huxtables and one fewer than the Waltons.

Fact of the day.

And one fewer than the Ingalls.

Quote: zooo @ 1st May 2015, 5:11 PM BST

The third child is always the best one, so everyone loves them.

Oh good, 'cos I'm a third child.

Try being an 'only' child. It's pure shite. Nobody else to blame. Nowhere to hide.

Try being an 'only' child. It's pure shite. Nobody else to blame. Nowhere to hide.

That was one long harrowing day out of the way.

Quote: Chappers @ 1st May 2015, 9:22 PM BST

That was one long harrowing day out of the way.

Console

Have another one from me. Console

Quote: Chappers @ 1st May 2015, 9:22 PM BST

That was one long harrowing day out of the way.

Sorry to hear that, we're all here for you.

Quote: zooo @ 2nd May 2015, 10:35 AM BST

Have another one from me. Console

Me too.
Console

Have just exited facebook as it's becoming inundated with sycophantic posts about the new parasite.

I agree Nicola Sturgeon has become a right arse pain since she got that new chopper.

Spent part of my Saturday night 'baking' a cake. By which I mean I added some milk, eggs and butter to a packet mix, stirred it and put it in the oven. Sadly this is the closest thing to proper cooking I've done in ages.

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