What's the funniest joke you've heard recently? Page 6
Pop?
Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 6:44 PMPop?
I think it has an exclamation mark! Unless yours is the version for the unsure
Damn you, foiled my attempt to be different!
Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 6:51 PMDamn you, foiled my attempt to be different!
No one can do that Aaron! 
A husband and wife are getting ready to go out to dinner. The wifely one looks in the miror and says
"Do you think my tits are too small?"
"No dear" says husband.
"You do don't you? You think they're too small."
"Well maybe a little but if you're really worried about it trying rubbing a couple of sheets of toilet paper between them."
"Will that make them bigger?"
"Well it worked for your arse."
Quote: roscoff @ February 28, 2008, 6:56 PMA husband and wife are getting ready to go out to dinner. The wifely one looks in the miror and says
"Do you think my tits are too small?"
"No dear" says husband.
"You do don't you? You think they're too small."
"Well maybe a little but if you're really worried about it trying rubbing a couple of sheets of toilet paper between them."
"Will that make them bigger?"
"Well it worked for your arse."
ha-ha!
Quote: roscoff @ February 28, 2008, 6:56 PMA husband and wife are getting ready to go out to dinner. The wifely one looks in the miror and says
"Do you think my tits are too small?"
"No dear" says husband.
"You do don't you? You think they're too small."
"Well maybe a little but if you're really worried about it trying rubbing a couple of sheets of toilet paper between them."
"Will that make them bigger?"
"Well it worked for your arse."
Quote: ContainsNuts @ February 28, 2008, 6:54 PMNo one can do that Aaron!
Quote: sootyj @ February 28, 2008, 6:01 PMBut no ones creating anything new, there is nothing new
The old stuff is fine.
Quote: zooo @ February 28, 2008, 6:00 PM
F**king
That is hilarious!!
One of my faves.
Q. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. One - If you slice him very thinly.
Haha!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 29, 2008, 2:22 PMOne of my faves.
Q. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. One - If you slice him very thinly.
My fave of all time:
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One turns to the other and sez: "Does this taste funny to you?"