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What have I learnt today? Page 6

Don't chop chillis just before applying Preparation H

hehe thank you! But I don't wanna be a bitch :(! and also, don't chop chillis then touch your new piercing, either!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 28, 2008, 6:27 PM

and also, don't chop chillis then touch your new piercing, either!

Especially if its where you apply Preparation H

Quote: zooo @ February 28, 2008, 6:25 PM

*salivates*

I know! I think I may be about to buy a box (wholesale stylee). Mmmmmmmmmmm....

I chopped chillis just before a little foreplay with my ex-wife once. I still laugh myself to sleep thinking about it.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 28, 2008, 6:27 PM

hehe thank you! But I don't wanna be a bitch :(! and also, don't chop chillis then touch your new piercing, either!

You're not a bitch. He just had his mimsy out. Besiiiiiides, you shouldn't let what people say about you bother you.

Unless they call you French. That is simply UN-FOR-GIVABLE. Angry

Quote: roscoff @ February 28, 2008, 6:31 PM

I chopped chillis just before a little foreplay with my ex-wife once. I still laugh myself to sleep thinking about it.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 6:32 PM

You're not a bitch. He just had his mimsy out. Besiiiiiides, you shouldn't let what people say about you bother you.

Unless they call you French. That is simply UN-FOR-GIVABLE. Angry


Haha well I epitomise the whole "bothering about things I shouldn't" thing!

Quote: roscoff @ February 28, 2008, 6:31 PM

I chopped chillis just before a little foreplay with my ex-wife once.

That already counts as foreplay in my book. That and a bit of chest juggling. Not as effective with her if its on the tube.

I learnt how to caramalise onions yesterday. Taste so good i'm putting them on everything I eat from now on.

Laughing out loud

I do that with stuff I learn in the kitchen.

:D My girlfriend says it stings though ;)

I learned how to power serve playing wii tennis last night.

Quote: ajp29 @ February 29, 2008, 1:52 PM

:D My girlfriend says it stings though ;)

She must be used to little pricks by now though.

:O You're banging my girlfriend!

Someone needs to.

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