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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,725

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/04/09/politics/white-house-all-gender-bathroom/

The White House have opened a trans-neutral bathroom. A good start for the movement.

Marvellous barrack Obama can't even make a lasting commitment to his penis

At least Barracking Obama gets a reaction!

Local news reporter talking about a stabbing incident said something like this:

An adult male was stabbed in his upper body and a teenager was stabbed in a field.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-challenging-dvla-over-right-5473745

The DVLA does not allow people to wear colanders on their heads in driving license photos. As sieve.

Grant Shapps accused of editing Wikipedia pages of Tory rivals

Online encyclopaedia administrators block user account believed to be run by Tory party co-chairman or 'someone else ... under his clear direction

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/21/grant-shapps-accused-of-editing-wikipedia-pages-of-tory-rivals

Wasn't there a Newsjack item about him wanting to delete his embarrassing past from the internet (albeit Google in that gag)?

Quote: Nogget @ 21st April 2015, 5:20 PM BST

Grant Shapps accused of editing Wikipedia pages of Tory rivals

Online encyclopaedia administrators block user account believed to be run by Tory party co-chairman or 'someone else ... under his clear direction

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/21/grant-shapps-accused-of-editing-wikipedia-pages-of-tory-rivals

Wasn't there a Newsjack item about him wanting to delete his embarrassing past from the internet (albeit Google in that gag)?

The points about Justine Greening are interesting if indeed there is a link in any way to the entries for her. Her lack of promotion - arguably demotion - was a big shock to many. I'm not a Tory but from an unbiased perspective, I reckon she is hard-working, capable and decent enough to be Chancellor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32407688

A very angry US man is to be charged for shooting up his computer. He was mad as Dell.

[A US man is to be charged for shooting up his computer. He was watching porn at the time and the gun went off half-cocked.]

I'd change that to

"Mad at Dell and wasn't going to take IT anymore!"

Yes, Andy, do you have any thoughts?

Andy, this is a thread where people come to discuss items in the news.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way and that you are open to constructive criticism, but,

Piss off !

Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd April 2015, 12:24 AM BST

Andy, this is a thread where people come to discuss items in the news.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way and that you are open to constructive criticism, but,

Piss off !

Really?

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd April 2015, 12:26 AM BST

Really?

Yes !

Angry

Andy says You're off your rocker'.

Light hearted comments on the current news - cannot see a problem with that and qualifies to be on this thread.

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