Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 22nd March 2015, 1:32 PM GMTWell lucky you, but that's not the same for all couples.
Yeah, lucky old me huh. Pre-Eclampsia during the latter part of the pregnancy leading to hospital stay and a difficult birth. Add that to him growing up with AS and ADHD. Yes, my word, aren't I lucky?
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 22nd March 2015, 1:32 PM GMTWell lucky you, but that's not the same for all couples.
Lucky? Well if you think so. Are you Alan B'stard?
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 22nd March 2015, 10:59 AM GMTIt only took three minutes and twenty-three seconds to create our delightful only child. And that included the cigarette afterwards.
Did you really time this? *puzzled*
I like to think they did.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 22nd March 2015, 10:59 AM GMTIt only took three minutes and twenty-three seconds to create our delightful only child. And that included the cigarette afterwards.
Did you only create one cigarette?
The Blue Nun?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd April 2015, 9:17 AM BSTThe Blue Nun?
She posted on 10th April, I wouldn't consider that absent.
She's more of an absinthe friend then.
Lofthouse is rarely seen here these days...that bastard.
Quote: Loopey @ 22nd April 2015, 10:19 AM BSTShe posted on 10th April, I wouldn't consider that absent.
She was on here nearly every day, I would.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd April 2015, 10:38 AM BSTShe was on here nearly every day, I would.
What? 'Give it to her'?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 22nd April 2015, 10:36 AM BSTShe's more of an absinthe friend then.
On her back in some dark alley then. 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 22nd April 2015, 10:39 AM BSTWhat? 'Give it to her'?
Dirty boy!
I speak as one whose absence of over a year went unnoticed so am therefore jealous.
Quote: Loopey @ 22nd April 2015, 11:02 AM BSTI speak as one whose absence of over a year went unnoticed so am therefore jealous.
Ah...........now we have the crux of it.
Welcome back Loopey! Albeit a bit late - sorry.
Quote: keewik @ 22nd March 2015, 8:27 PM GMTDid you really time this? *puzzled*
Hello. Mrs K - this is a comedy site? Haven't you worked that one out yet?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd April 2015, 10:38 AM BSTShe was on here nearly every day, I would.
It's true, I was once on here every day, but got really peeved with certain posters and departed. This normally happens to me on various internet fora, but I pretty much always return 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 22nd April 2015, 10:39 AM BSTWhat? 'Give it to her'?
He did. Remotely. Via Adobe Photoshop.