HGT used to be very political.
He stood for the Tractor Party in Drinkstone, Bring Back Page 3 at Dicks Mount and Cynthia Paine's Suffolk Independence Movement close to Cock and Bull Lane. He is only disgruntled 'cos he lost his deposits and was unable to buy enough straw bales to power his gogglebox through to Newsnight.
Tut, that was my old manifesto. Don't read nuffink I have since published?
Horseradish got his name because he is very hot and not to everyone's taste.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th April 2015, 7:20 PM BSTTut, that was my old manifesto. Don't read nuffink I have since published?
Horseradish got his name because he is very hot and not to everyone's taste.
Is that why he's represented by a monkey who sells tea?
Quote: Gussie Fink Nottle @ 14th April 2015, 7:31 PM BSTIs that why he's represented by a monkey who sells tea?
You haven't seen this one yet GFN.
You are in for a treat.
Everyone's a Robot Except For Me and My Monkey -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t61AaTV2Eso
GFN wears his mortarboard and gown all the time - even when shopping in Lidl.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 14th April 2015, 8:50 PM BSTGFN wears his mortarboard and gown all the time - even when shopping in Lidl.
True, of course.
But then, CCTV footage on YouTube shows Horseradish visiting Aldi last week wearing - nothing but - a mortarboard.
GFN (can I call you that yet?) kisses with their eyes open.
Strumpet
Strumpet watches Crocodile Dundee films - and enjoys them.
That's because they were in them, dressed in the crocodile skin.
beaky watches elevator maintenance videos in place of pornography, and Hercules Grytpype Thynne used to be in a religious rock band that was disproved by scientists, ending their seven year career and one hit song entitled "Jesus, it's all so depressing".
Occasionally Sober, weren't you that oddly shaped individual wearing a parrot costume I once met on a railway platform in Darlington who told me about this ill-fated affair with Margaret Thatcher?
Quote: Gussie Fink Nottle @ 15th April 2015, 5:48 PM BSTOccasionally Sober, weren't you that oddly shaped individual wearing a parrot costume I once met on a railway platform in Darlington who told me about this ill-fated affair with Margaret Thatcher?
Occasionally Sober is ex Darlington MP, Secretary of State for Defence, bitchy schoolgirl style commentator of Miliband and chief evil fracking nutter Michael Fallon? I am completely shocked.
(Just to please Aaron, I am reasonably content to add "allegedly" to some or all of the above)
Quote: A Horseradish @ 15th April 2015, 5:58 PM BSTOccasionally Sober is ex Darlington MP, Secretary of State for Defence, bitchy schoolgirl style commentator of Miliband and chief evil fracking nutter Michael Fallon? I am completely shocked.
(Just to please Aaron, I am reasonably content to add "allegedly" to some or all of the above)
You are 'allegedly' shocked? 
Meanwhile, to get back on track...
Horseraddish is the leader of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell, which is currently developing a plan to kill the PM - by drowning him in whipped cream.
Quote: Gussie Fink Nottle @ 15th April 2015, 6:16 PM BSTYou are 'allegedly' shocked?
Meanwhile, to get back on track...
Horseraddish is the leader of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell, which is currently developing a plan to kill the PM - by drowning him in whipped cream.
I will be mysterious and not comment.
Gussie Fink Nottle is the real name of the forum contributor Gussie Fink Nottle.
A Horseradish designed windows 8.....the bastard!
Playful stirs their tea with a rolled up $5 note.