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The weirdest thing I have done on a beach Page 2

Quote: Loopey @ 7th April 2015, 10:07 AM BST

Now I know why you suggested meeting there :O

Heh Heh Heh Heh Pirate Avast Behind!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th April 2015, 12:08 PM BST

Heh Heh Heh Heh Pirate Avast Behind!

:O How do you know, you've never seen my behind!

Quote: Loopey @ 7th April 2015, 11:23 AM BST

Why?

That reminds me, I should read Chesil Beach again.

Acting as a research assistant for a bod who was doing a PhD on coastal errosion.

Quote: Loopey @ 7th April 2015, 12:13 PM BST

:O How do you know, you've never seen my behind!

Oooarrr, moi beauty, oi got moi spyglass on yer. Ne'er seen anythin' loike on all they high seas, ooooarrrr.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th April 2015, 1:13 PM BST

Oooarrr, moi beauty, oi got moi spyglass on yer. Ne'er seen anythin' loike on all they high seas, ooooarrrr.

:O
Have you traded in your Fergie for a galleon? Pirate

Quote: Loopey @ 7th April 2015, 2:12 PM BST

:O
Have you traded in your Fergie for a galleon? Pirate

I adapted it for when I take the family down to Shingle Street - there's no pedalos there.

a jelly fish, that was the question wasn't it?

Quote: sootyj @ 7th April 2015, 4:49 PM BST

a jelly fish, that was the question wasn't it?

was it a box jelly fish?

Quote: sootyj @ 7th April 2015, 4:49 PM BST

a jelly fish, that was the question wasn't it?

was it a box jelly fish?

it was by the time I was finished.

Quote: billwill @ 7th April 2015, 11:19 AM BST

Measured the speed of the backflow of waves on Chesil beach with a funnel on the end of a string with two black marks on the string which triggered an electro-magnet to thump the button of a stopwatch.

:)

Yes, that is original, billwill. I am guessing it is the only time in England when a precursor to the telephone has been attached to a hadron collider. The nearest I have come to science in that part of the world is digesting a sandwich at Abbotsbury gardens and then making sure to put gel on my hands after handling a bucket of fish at the swannery. Still, I enjoyed myself. It is very nice there.

Quote: Nogget @ 7th April 2015, 7:04 AM BST

Beaches are places where normal codes of conduct are suspended. If you're naked on the pavement, people will be outraged and you'll be arrested, but you can flash your bits while changing on the beach without a problem. Families stand on the shoreline, in immediate danger of being swept out to a watery death, and think it's fun. People jump off piers, risking death in shallow seas, even though they know the practise is ominously called tombstoning. Weird.

I liked this post. :D

Quote: A Horseradish @ 7th April 2015, 10:09 PM BST

I liked this post. :D

But now you don't?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th April 2015, 10:21 PM BST

But now you don't?

Go and count your pebbles. :D

Shit, I was up to 34,678,901 until you interrupted me...........

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