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Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th April 2015, 1:00 AM BST

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/568449/David-Cameron-Easter-message-Britain-Christian-country

Sick

I wish he and his wife would talk more about their late disabled son

Cos they don't bring that up anywhere near enough IMO...

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th April 2015, 12:00 PM BST

I wish he and his wife would talk more about their late disabled son

Cos they don't bring that up anywhere near enough IMO...

Many may feel that he is being exploited in death for their own purposes.

And in the context of attacks on disability benefits, that it's very chilling.

I have no faith in any main party but Cameron sounds awful on this one.

It makes me wonder why all their advisers get paid as much as they do. Teary

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/05/teenager-punched-paramedic-after-trying-to-have-sex-in-ambulance-waiting-to-take-pensioner-to-hospital-5135910/

ain't love grand!
did they think it was a travel lodge?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th April 2015, 1:00 AM BST

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/568449/David-Cameron-Easter-message-Britain-Christian-country

Sick

I think this is one of the reasons for the rise in Islamic extremism. Nobody seems to care anymore and they think we're a load of pagans.

Quote: sootyj @ 5th April 2015, 12:18 PM BST

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/05/teenager-punched-paramedic-after-trying-to-have-sex-in-ambulance-waiting-to-take-pensioner-to-hospital-5135910/

ain't love grand!
did they think it was a travel lodge?

Sums up the Kyle generation of this country perfectly!

He's going to probably serve a year and a half, that sounds about right to me.

I hope he learns something from the experience.

Quote: sootyj @ 5th April 2015, 7:30 PM BST

He's going to probably serve a year and a half, that sounds about right to me.

I hope he learns something from the experience.

Probably how to have sex in the back of a prison van.

Quote: Chappers @ 5th April 2015, 7:40 PM BST

Probably how to have sex in the back of a prison van.

booyah!

And what's wrong with being a Pagan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdfPrkw_V3M

Quote: sootyj @ 5th April 2015, 10:11 PM BST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdfPrkw_V3M

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30115137

The UK's first poo-bus, that runs on human waste has been launched. Passengers are encouraged to take their tablets, if they suffer from motion sickness.

[Scottish Shittylink are feeling flush and plan to buy a shitload of them.]

[The UK's first poo-bus has crashed after rear-ending a Shitreon, leaving a giant skid mark on the assphalt.]

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th April 2015, 12:00 PM BST

I wish he and his wife would talk more about their late disabled son

Cos they don't bring that up anywhere near enough IMO...

Sorry Lofty but that remark isn't even assinine.

I would imagine the death of a child is one of the most defining and tragic moment's in anyone's life.

Cameron's a human being and the kind of sentiment you just shared maybe the reason he stays a human being in 10 Downing Street.

Quote: AndyGWiz @ 6th April 2015, 8:06 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30115137

The UK's first poo-bus, that runs on human waste has been launched. Passengers are encouraged to take their tablets, if they suffer from motion sickness.

Reading that slowly I thought you were going to say "Passengers are encouraged to take their..." - own shit to help fuel the bus.

Quote: sootyj @ 6th April 2015, 11:37 AM BST

I would imagine the death of a child is one of the most defining and tragic moment's in anyone's life.

Indeed.

Quote: AndyGWiz @ 6th April 2015, 8:06 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30115137

The UK's first poo-bus, that runs on human waste has been launched. Passengers are encouraged to take their tablets, if they suffer from motion sickness.

Will the SNP use one to go around capturing floaters?

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