I suppose you don't really need that stuff to be funny about toilets. Toilets are daft full stop.
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They used to be funny before some spoilsport decided to put a hole in them.
Mind you it meant that loo paper was all but useless...
Ben is enjoying the light evenings.
Quote: Ben @ 1st April 2015, 7:10 PM BSTBen is enjoying the light evenings.
I'd like to, but it's been rain, gales and hailstones for the last few days
Quote: Loopey @ 1st April 2015, 7:22 PM BSTI'd like to, but it's been rain, gales and hailstones for the last few days
Ditto
Fancy going dancing?
Quote: Loopey @ 1st April 2015, 7:22 PM BSTI'd like to, but it's been rain, gales and gallstones for the last few days
You could have just said you were washing your hair....
Quote: sootyj @ 1st April 2015, 10:17 PM BSTFancy going dancing?
You could have just said you were washing your hair....
I like to be more original. Maybe next time I'll say I'm washing my pants. That takes longer.
Loopey is orf ter Norridge.
Nartch where oi come from bor.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd April 2015, 7:04 PM BSTNartch where oi come from bor.
Well we do like our territorial accents here in Suffolk. You'll be pleased to know that I managed to sneak in over the border undetected and arrived home again safely
Quote: Loopey @ 3rd April 2015, 10:55 AM BSTWell we do like our territorial accents here in Suffolk. You'll be pleased to know that I managed to sneak in over the border undetected and arrived home again safely
Yes, I think the dwangle harvest is in full flow at the moment so they are fully occupied, otherwise................. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd April 2015, 12:16 PM BST
Dongles!
I wondered where they came from, is the harvest always on April 1st ?
Ben has been out drinking twice in the last week.
That should do him for a couple of months.