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That sounds fantastic. I mean it could take me months to O with a knife at my throat.

Then again maybe not. Probably O as soon as the geezer breaks in.

Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 1:31 AM

What about being orgasmed to death?

When men are hanged they ejaculate, so maybe there's a female equavalent?

I saw a programme where they showed the best way to die. I think it's some kind of gas poisoning, where you realise you're dying but you're so high you just don't give a shit.

Quote: ian_w @ February 28, 2008, 1:34 AM

When men are hanged they ejaculate, so maybe there's a female equavalent?

Is that true?? How would the sperm come out if the penis isn't erect?

Quote: ian_w @ February 28, 2008, 1:34 AM

When men are hanged they ejaculate, so maybe there's a female equavalent?

*Runs off to the nearest country that still performs hanging*

Quote: Charisma @ February 28, 2008, 1:34 AM

I saw a programme where they showed the best way to die. I think it's some kind of gas poisoning, where you realise you're dying but you're so high you just don't give a shit.

That was the Michael Portillo thing. I saw that. But the yanks didn't wanna know.

Quote: Charisma @ February 28, 2008, 1:34 AM

Is that true?? How would the sperm come out if the penis isn't erect?

Maybe the hangman is a woman & shows them her tits.

Quote: Charley @ February 28, 2008, 1:37 AM

Maybe the hangman is a woman & shows them her tits.

Do you get to request the woman? Because I'm thinking it might be worth being hanged to see Cheryl Tweedy's boobies :D

Laughing out loud You may well do.

Quote: Charisma @ February 28, 2008, 1:34 AM

Is that true?? How would the sperm come out if the penis isn't erect?

From Wikipedia

The idea for this most likely came from subjects who were executed by hanging. Observers at public hangings noted male victims developed an erection, sometimes remaining after death (death erection), and occasionally ejaculated when being hanged. Note that, however, ejaculation occurs in hanging victims after death because of disseminated muscle relaxation; this is a different mechanism from that sought by AEA practitioners.

Ooooh!

I am going to have to practice that one. Just to be sure. Now just to convince my man!!

Quote: ian_w @ February 28, 2008, 1:34 AM

When men are hanged they ejaculate,

They urinate, deficate and ejaculate.

Quote: ian_w @ February 28, 2008, 1:35 AM

That was the Michael Portillo thing. I saw that.

Yeah I saw that. He concluded the worst way to die was still thinking that thatcher was Prime Minister

Quote: ajp29 @ February 28, 2008, 10:46 AM

They urinate, deficate and ejaculate.

defecate*

Quote: ajp29 @ February 28, 2008, 10:46 AM

Yeah I saw that. He concluded the worst way to die was still thinking that thatcher was Prime Minister

Laughing out loud

I would hate to die under a Labour government. Certainly this Labour government. How depressing. :(

Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 10:49 AM

I would hate to die under a Labour government. Certainly this Labour government. How depressing. :(

You would make the waiting list shorter :P

The waiting list for what?

Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 11:07 AM

The waiting list for what?

:O... Nah too easy :P

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