Acne
Hackney or Minicab?
This or That Page 261
Hackney
Corny or Rubbish?
Corny
Kellogs or Own Label?
Kellogs
Mormoms or Quakers?
Quakers.
Quakers or Shakers?
http://www.americanmusicpreservation.com/shakermusic.htm
(I love the Shakers) 
Quiz Question - How many Shakers are there in the world?
Answer - Three. Sister June Carpenter, Brother Arnold Hadd, and Sister Frances Carr all who live in Maine. However, to be sympathetic, as of 2015 A Horseradish has been hovering on changing from inactive C of E member to Honorary Shaker, thereby being the first Shaker in Britain for many years.
Quakers
Bit tenuous but..........
Ducks >_< or Owls?
Ducks.
coots or moorhens?
coots
Barclays or Lloyds? >_<
Barclays
Wait til your father gets home or the Barklays?
Barklays? You'll have to elucidate before I commit myself - might be libel involved. 
Quote: Chappers @ 21st March 2015, 7:25 PM GMThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV26piY6ms8
Can honestly say I have never heard of them - interesting.
Martian or Venusian?
Venusian
Shocking Blue or Frijid Pink?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd March 2015, 9:36 AM GMTCan honestly say I have never heard of them - interesting.
They were from my school days.
Shocking Blue
what about these fantastic adverts from the 80s
Walkers Crisps Gazza Advert or Smiths Crisps (Singing Spuds) Advert?
Walkers Crisps Gazza Advert
Boot Sale or Auction?