Quote: sootyj @ February 27, 2008, 11:40 PM2 little old ladies on a park bench, a man flashed them
Nuclear War!
Frankie it's crap, but it's original, and mine all mine.
Is that ok?
What's the funniest joke you've heard recently? Page 4
Ignore Ronald he can't even spell his own name right 
It wasn't really the missing word, I just don't get the actual joke!
My fault, I'm being thick.
Quote: sootyj @ February 28, 2008, 12:04 AMIs that ok?
Well the sentences individually make sense now. But what the hell has nuclear war got to do with a flasher? 
What sort of visual event occurs when a nuclear bomb explodes?
An old man's penis appears?
(OK, I get it now. Thanx!)
It's a dadaist joke, where the inconsistencies, and mixed styles, high light the inherent contradictions in comedy and life it's self.
A man goes into a shop and buys 3 bread rolls, 2 granary, 1 white.
Then he went home and kicked his dog.
See any French forum members are pissing themselves at this moment. Guess your sense of humour, isn't as sophisticated as a French one.
Quote: zooo @ February 28, 2008, 12:08 AMAn old man's penis appears?
(OK, I get it now. Thanx!)
Oh my God. That joke was SO bad. Not even in the good way. *shakes head* 
Ah see, I like that one.
Quote: sootyj @ February 28, 2008, 12:10 AMIt's a dadaist joke, where the inconsistencies, and mixed styles, high light the inherent contradictions in comedy and life it's self.
A man goes into a shop and buys 3 bread rolls, 2 granary, 1 white.
Then he went home and kicked his dog.
See any French forum members are pissing themselves at this moment. Guess your sense of humour, isn't as sophisticated as a French one.
Not bad.
Different cultures different jokes. Take this Suffi one,
I was on a train going slowly, so I went to the driver and asked,
Can't you go any faster?
He replied,
I can but the train can't
n.b. there are no penises in any of those jokes, old, young, or teenaged.
Sometimes you can tire of too much cock, the Queen Mum's last words I believe.
Something Charley would never, ever say though.
Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 12:12 AMNot bad.
You read the bit about French people liking it didn't you?
Quote: sootyj @ February 27, 2008, 11:59 PMWho by, are comedians stealing my jokes from my brain.....again.
Tell me who, I'll ready my sawn off cricket bat of justice.
Naw .. stop trying to be new and different, they're all doing that!
Well probably the most radical thing one could do these days, would be completely old school, and unoriginal.
All hail the Chuckle Brothers, and their new irony.