Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because his cock was stuck in the chicken.
(Not sure how that could be turned into a WHS-friendly card though. 
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Quote: Charisma @ February 28, 2008, 12:13 AMPICTURE ON THE FRONT OF A ROCK/PEBBLE.
Comment inside: "Never Give Up..."
Doesn't mean anything at all, which is the brilliance of it
Not "Laugh Out Loud" stuff though is it? I mean I know there's been a resurgence of pebble humour recently, and even some igneous rock and sediment comedians have come to the fore, but... 
Just when lifes getting you down... (open card)
You die *Picture of a gravestone*
So cheer up you lazy f**ker
Quote: Aaron @ February 28, 2008, 12:17 AMWhy did the farmer cross the road?
Because his cock was stuck in the chicken.
Simple, succinct, snappy...and entirely pornographic.
I'm beginning to see my earlier hopes of a decent bonus this month were unrealistic... 
I'll check me standuproutine.doc for jokes. No guarentees though
'Its weird having a phallic object so close to my mouth without balls being attached to it.'
Thats no good
Quote: Perry Nium @ February 28, 2008, 12:19 AMSimple, succinct, snappy...and entirely pornographic.
I'm beginning to see my earlier hopes of a decent bonus this month were unrealistic...
Why did the Duracell cross the road?
Because he thought he was a battery hen.
(Sorry.)
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
The chicken. You can't wank an egg
Quote: Perry Nium @ February 28, 2008, 12:17 AMNot "Laugh Out Loud" stuff though is it? I mean I know there's been a resurgence of pebble humour recently, and even some igneous rock and sediment comedians have come to the fore, but...
It would make me laugh out loud...my favourite cards are always the ones that have no relevance.
How about one with a picture of a dog on the front and the comment inside is something like, "I got this card, because after last Saturday night, I presumed you like dogs". I dunno, you can do the creativity aspect!
Happy eightieth, just think, that's twice you've been bald and had no teeth
Thanks guys I'm off to bed. When I awake I'll be hoping for a threadful of marketable, commercial jokes!
Realistically though I'll be expecting gems containing the words "nigger" and "Maddie". And probably both at the same time.
Roses are red violets are blue
Your not dead so I'll kill you
Roses are reddish violets are bluish
If you trimmed you cock you'd be Jewish
Your the thing I think about first thing in the morning, every morning
Whilst I masturbate behind a bush wathcing you get dressed
Happy Mothers day
Quote: sootyj @ February 28, 2008, 12:27 AMYour the thing I think about first thing in the morning, every morning
Whilst I masturbate behind a bush wathcing you get dressed
Happy Mothers day
Happy Birthday Dad.
This card is to say I love you but.....
*Opens up*
I am right off knucle sandwhiches.
Happy wedding Anniversary
*Opens up*
I still have not told your wife about you shagging a whore in soho.
Congratulations on the birth of your baby.
*Opens up*
to reveal
A diy DNA kit.
With deepest Sympathy.
Your mum was the best shag ever. Sometimes your dad joined in too.
Do you want anal for you birthday?
Open the card to reveal a cleaner.
Happy Birthday to my wonderfull girlfriend.
They say it is the thought that counts.
*Opens up*
Can I shag your sister 7 more times