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Front page of the Mail on Sunday "Clarkson like Savile". Not much for Jeremy myself but that's just ridiculous

Quote: paulted @ 15th March 2015, 1:29 PM GMT

Front page of the Mail on Sunday "Clarkson like Savile". Not much for Jeremy myself but that's just ridiculous

Maybe this "Top BBC Boss" should go into rehab as well...

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What a load of utter bollocks. Too much power and think too much of themselves some of these faceless twats at the BBC.

Shame on the Sunday Mail for making it headline news and shot themselves in the foot if they think it has made people sit up and say "Oooh, must get that paper"
...........not unless you are a cretin of course.

Now I hate Clarkson as much as the next man but this really infuriated me this morning.

Clarkson is a bully and an oik but it belittles what Saville did. The BBC Chief should hang his/her head in shame and if not sacked they should be unceremonially booted out without compensation.

I'm enjoying Dragon's Den much more than Top Gear.

He who smelt it - dealt it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 19th March 2015, 9:12 AM GMT

He who smelt it - dealt it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620

Should have opened the window - would have been cheaper.

From the Daily Express website . . .

"EVER wondered what Eddie Redmayne, Kayne West and Taylor Swift will look like when they're older? "

Er, no.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 20th March 2015, 12:55 AM GMT

From the Daily Express website . . .

"EVER wondered what Eddie Redmayne, Kayne West and Taylor Swift will look like when they're older? "

Er, no.

Couldn't give a monkey's left tit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3003874/The-hopeless-British-ISIS-jihadi-Former-Morrisons-security-guard-threatened-bomb-UK-struggles-peel-potatoes-wash-clothes-Syria.html?ito=social-facebook

Ok this tale about a Billy No Mate Jihadi made me do a LOL

Clever the way that photo appeared 3 months before he'd taken it.

"A hearse a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse"

King Richard III gets re buried today.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-31990721

Quote: billwill @ 22nd March 2015, 1:06 PM GMT

"A hearse a hearse, my kingdom for a hearse"

King Richard III gets re buried today.

Thhrrrummmp.....Tishhhhhhhhhh I thankyow.....

Doesn't get interred until this coming Thursday by the way - his body/skeleton/coffin is on a "tour" of sites relevant to him until then.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

It's very interesting that they found him, and how they found him, but all this funeral nonsense seems daft.

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