Right On Sootyj! 
What's the funniest joke you've heard recently? Page 3
You don't wanna hear my dodgy ones, trust me you don't
Quote: sootyj @ February 27, 2008, 11:20 PMYou don't wanna hear my dodgy ones, trust me you don't
I meant Bernard RightOn Sootj 
Yes well this wasn't a forum for original material was it?
I think we established ages ago that there aren't any original gags.
Yeah I know. It's just I thought that you thought I was agreeing with the sentiment. Its been established for ages that i'm racist. Can't let the side down 
2 little old ladies on a park bench, a man flashed them
Nuclear War!
Frankie it's crap, but it's original, and mine all mine.
Elderly couple in Church.
Old lady turns to old man and says "I just broke wind silently, what should I do?"
Old man to old lady "I think you should get new batteries for your hearing aids"
Quote: Mannikin Bird @ February 27, 2008, 11:42 PMElderly couple in Church.
Old lady turns to old man and says "I just broke wind silently, what should I do?"
Old man to old lady "I think you should get new batteries for your hearing aids"
Oooo luvverly jokes!
Quote: sootyj @ February 27, 2008, 11:40 PM2 little old on a park bench, a man flashed them
Nuclear War!
Frankie it's crap, but it's original, and mine all mine.
Naw I checked, it's been done.. and done better!
I don't get it.
Who by, are comedians stealing my jokes from my brain.....again.
Tell me who, I'll ready my sawn off cricket bat of justice.
What the ...? Are you missing out words (again) sootyj? That 'joke', as the Glorious Leader points out, makes no sense at all. 