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I didn't have any Barbies. I used to put my friends Kens together and they'd tell me I was weird. Pah.

Dolls freak me out a bit anyway. Although Barbies are definitely less scary than the realistic sized ones that cry and talk.

Quote: zooo @ 1st March 2015, 11:03 AM GMT

Although Barbies are definitely less scary than the realistic sized ones that cry and talk.

You can get ones that cry and talk?!

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Oh gawddd. I forgot about them.

For the attention of sooty...

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(Presumably fake but God knows.)

How I wish that was true.

Oh how I have warned you all about Zebras, they're worse than ISIS.

There was an episode of The Simpsons on C4 today, that originally aired in 1998, where Lisa wanted to go to a museum to see the Egyptian Treasures of Isis exhibit. It was surreal seeing her excited by "the Orb of Isis".

Quote: Tom Mayhew @ 4th March 2015, 10:35 PM GMT

It was surreal seeing her excited by "the Orb of Isis".

I remember watching this as a kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYmbt2RVqCg

Quote: sootyj @ 4th March 2015, 10:32 PM GMT

Oh how I have warned you all about Zebras, they're worse than ISIS.

No, no! It wasn't the zebra's fault - the (drunk) man goaded him ( if it"s all true).

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/farmers-set-to-benefit-from-increase-in-tractor-weights-and-speeds

Tractor drivers are to be allowed to pull heavier weights and to drive faster but they don't even have to take an HGV test. That doesn't seem right to me.

Quote: Loopey @ 9th March 2015, 1:45 PM GMT

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/farmers-set-to-benefit-from-increase-in-tractor-weights-and-speeds

Tractor drivers are to be allowed to pull heavier weights and to drive faster but they don't even have to take an HGV test. That doesn't seem right to me.

Only up from 20 to 25mph - my grey Fergie will only do 10.........downhill.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31824040

I'm trying to get the Twitter game going #JeremysSuspendedBecause - for no other reason than if it starts trending it will massively stroke my ego. Also it's fun

This story is even in my local paper:

http://bazonline.ch/panorama/leute/BBC-suspendiert-TopGearKultModerator-Jeremy-Clarkson/story/26453984

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th March 2015, 7:40 PM GMT

This story is even in my local paper:

http://bazonline.ch/panorama/leute/BBC-suspendiert-TopGearKultModerator-Jeremy-Clarkson/story/26453984

"BBC suspendiert «Top-Gear»-Kult-Moderator Jeremy Clarkson"

I think that was a spelling mistake.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 10th March 2015, 7:40 PM GMT

This story is even in my local paper:

http://bazonline.ch/panorama/leute/BBC-suspendiert-TopGearKultModerator-Jeremy-Clarkson/story/26453984

But it's all in foreign.............. >_<

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